Friday, September 18, 2009

The answer, Stogie, is 'No'

by Smitty

Stogie inquires whether Newsweek's "IS YOUR CAT RACIST" cover goes too far.

This is simply a part of Cass Sunstein's "Secret Animal Rights Agenda". The next big bailout promises to be lawyers. Once Mumu has legal standing, your failure to provide tasty snacks can and will be used against you.

In the future, children will proceed from grade school to law school just to know enough, by the time they drive, to park a car without losing the vehicle in a lawsuit. You love the law, and the law loves loving you.


  1. Cats are all sociopaths. Like the Democratic Party leadership, but without the charm or grooming skills.

  2. Come to think of it, mine does resist any kind of Change.