Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Finally! Somebody invites me to a major gathering of conservative activists

This Erik Telford "let's not invite Stacy" thing was starting to annoy me, but apparently Telford's influence doesn't extend to The American Spectator, which not only invited me to attend, but invited all my friends, too:

The American Spectator
2009 Robert L. Bartley Gala Dinner
Celebrating Conservative Journalism with a Wink & a Smile
Mix and mingle with prominent national journalists, business leaders, policymakers, and others who champion economic freedom, individual liberty, and the values of a free society.

Keynote Speaker
The Honorable Mike Pence

Barbara Olson Award for
Excellence in Journalism Recipient
Daniel Henninger

Alfred S. Regnery, R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr. & Other Friends

Alex Donner & His Orchestra

The Capital Hilton, Washington, DC
Thursday, November 19, 2009

Reception: 6:30 p.m.
Dinner & Awards Ceremony: 7:30 p.m.
Dancing to Follow
Cocktail Attire

All that for only $250! Wow! But wait . . . there's more!

Yes, by special arrangement with the American Spectator, I can promise that everyone who attends will have the opportunity to meet Mrs. Other McCain and tell her personally how cool her husband is.

What the heck are you waiting for? RSVP now! You can also call Patrick Pyles at (703) 807-2011 ext. 25 or e-mail Patrick for more information. .

* "Cocktail attire" means that young, atttractive female guests are required to wear their slinkiest and most revealing Little Black Dresses.


  1. What am I waiting for? Welp, I'm waiting till y'all move all these terrific shindigs somewhere more convenient....like NASHVILLE. :D

  2. Wish I could make it, but I've run out of my DC privileges for the year.

  3. Can you say "rick-rolled?"

    And just remember the movie "Carrie"...

  4. Crap. I'm in Michigan, Broke and got a crap car.