Saturday, September 26, 2009

Does Dana Loesch really want me to post those lovely Hanna Giles bikini pics?

She seems to be hinting around, eh?
Thankfully, fellow conservative bloggers like RS McCain, Little Miss Attila and others recognized early on and by way of SEO made sure that their mentions of search terms involving Giles and bikinis brought searchers to their blogs, effectively lampooning those of ill will.
Please read the whole thing. It's good finally to see some official recognition for the army of bloggers who've helped with the Google-bomb project to protect Hannah from the left-wing smear merchants. I'm told they've already resorted to the kind of disgusting Photoshop tactics they've used against Ann Coulter, IYKWIMAITYD.

We anticipated their attack, and so we're not only foiling their predictable smears, it also means that every time Hannah makes the news again, Google searches bring the luridly curious to conservative sites, boosting our traffic.

And there's something else I should mention. If a freak is hooked on Internet porn to the point that he feels a compulsive need to Google for "Hannah Giles nude" or "Hannah Giles sex video" just because he sees a pretty girl on TV, doesn't he need help?

You never know. There are no accidents, as I like to say, and who knows what could happen if some porn-addicted dude, hunting for that picture, decides to click here? He might read that Hannah Giles is a fine Christian girl whose father is a youth minister.

That porn freak might feel some sense of embarrassment when he realizes how much time he's wasted Googling for "Hannah Giles lingerie." or "Hannah Giles topless." And he might say to himself, "Hey, you know, I hate taxes and deficits and intrusive government control, just like these conservative bloggers."

Perhaps that twisted, perverted soul will see a link that says "How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog," and he'll read down to Rule 5 ("Everybody Loves a Pretty Girl") and a spark will be kindled in his corrupt heart, and the light of truth will pierce his sin-clouded mind, suggesting the possibility of redemption.

"Maybe there's hope for me," the guy says. He thinks seriously about deleting his porn stash and clearing his bookmarks. "Instead of wasting all this time looking at porn on the Internet, maybe I should do something more productive. I could start a political blog and join the fight to preserve American liberty for future generations."

I'm pretty sure that explains Ace of Spades HQ. NTTAWWT.

Now, just in case anyone thinks I'm stupid, I also anticipated other possibilities. Who knows what's out there? However, had the Left succeeded in their attempt to get sexy photos of Hannah Giles, I'd still have them beat. The photos are real. And they're spectacular. Just a hint:

For two full weeks, I've had a completed post queued up and ready, so that I could publish the whole thing at the touch of a button, and prevent the Left from gaining any advantage even if they did find something.

Hannah's dad is a (very well-armed) friend of mine, and Hannah is the same age as my own daughter, and I don't want Perez Hilton or some other slimeball to get any of that traffic. Hannah Giles deserves to be respected, not smeared.
Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. . . . Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
-- Proverbs 31:10,30 KJV
Hope you'll be kind enough to hit the tip jar. Lots of smart guys on the Web, but insane geniuses are rare.


  1. ok...enough with the "bikini" pics posts, please?

  2. Shameless link-whoring. But I like it.

    60 or 70% of your traffic is ephemeral. Some of us always come back, but most don't.

    Don't get me wrong. I'm a capitalist, and am completely down with ad revenue. I click your links because I'm too poor to donate this year. The Obama economy and all, don't you know? I work in an American Manufacturing Plant, and am an endangered species. I won't mention the Layoffs every third or fourth week. Whining isn't my point.

    But money is.

    So go for it, Sir! Or 'General', Field Marshall, or whatever we are called to title you this week. I'm down with it!

    But call the Republicans out a bit more, or found a Third Party now. Time's a wastin'!



  3. You could really tweak them by saying click on the image to see the entire shot of Hannah in a bikini and when they click on it they see your speedo shot instead. haha

  4. Mark... That is an image I really don't need. I get enough with the HS kids who sag in the hallway. I don't want to see their butt ugly shorts so why would I want to see a speedo shot?

    Teaching is hard enough as it is!

  5. Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. . . .

    Hot Virtuous Women Do Anything You Want! Just $4.95/month! It's a wild ride!

  6. Clap-clap-clap. What a bang-up job y'all have done to protect her reputation! This should make those hypocrites feel foolish. And really smart of you to keep stringing them along. Time to turn Alinsky's "rules" back on them - they richly deserve it.

  7. We all have a duty to protect Miss Giles, and I have been happy to participate in the Google-bomb [it's really working, by the way: my hits have doubled in the past two weeks with the extra hits coming from image searches on her], but, since it would most definitely be wrong to show Miss Giles in a bikini, can you at least give us the full shot of the blond? I mean, we're working hard out here.

  8. Nicely done. Keep up the good work. Wise as serpents...