Thursday, September 24, 2009

Big Sexy on The Hotness Gap

"Our women are hot. We have Michelle Malkin. Who does the left have, Rachel Maddow? Sorry, I prefer that my women not look like dudes."
-- Jason Mattera, at the Value Voters Summit

14 comments:

  1. Here comes my obligatory "Janet Reno in a thong" comment.

    Then there's also this.

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  2. I am sure there are some cute lefties, but Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garafalo, and of course the girl with the porn star name, Randy Rhodes, are not among them.

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  3. Michelle Malkin? Boy, if that's the best you can do, you're in trouble. That gal's eyes are a little too far apart, if ya know what I mean.

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  4. I still maintain that Mika Brzezinski is a very handsome woman and like Michelle is made even more so in that she reamins so while raising children to the best of her ability and able to not always take herself or her positions too seriously.

    Both she and Michelle (and my wife) have what i call "20 year faces". The kind of face that you could wake up to 20 years later and be glad that you spent two decades with it.

    My wife is working on her 40 year face. I predict she will make it easy.

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  5. Peter,

    Thanks a lot for that link......ugh, I'm gonna have nightmares now!!!

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  6. Peter, you are an ahole for linking that.

    Viewer warning would have been appreciated.

    Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, Dana Loesch...Dana is uber hot..., need I go on!!

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  7. He's not the first to make that comparison. I attended the West Coast Walk for Life in 2006..shortly after, Zombetime published their photos of the event.

    "When all the dust has settled, there is really only one way to determine which of two competing political ideologies has emerged victorious, and that is:

    Which side has the best-looking women?"

    http://www.zombietime.com/walk_for_life/part_3/

    To be perfectly blunt, you'll never see a larger gathering of women in less danger of an unplanned pregnancy, than among the counter protesters at a pro-life event. Seriously. And I'm not just referring to the men dressed as women either.

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  8. "Michelle Malkin? Boy, if that's the best you can do, you're in trouble. That gal's eyes are a little too far apart, if ya know what I mean.

    Thu Sep 24, 02:01:00 PM "

    No, I do not know what you mean. Could you expand on that?

    yrs,
    Mikey NTH

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  9. Michelle Malkin? Boy, if that's the best you can do, you're in trouble. That gal's eyes are a little too far apart, if ya know what I mean.

    Sure, you mean you're a racist.

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  10. Let's not forget lovely Dana Perino!

    - CoolCzech

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  11. "Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, Michelle Malkin, Dana Loesch...Dana is uber hot..., need I go on!!"
    Ahahahaha! Yes, you're gonna have to keep going on! There's alot of old broads on your list, old broads whose best days are waaaaay behind them. Oh my god, you're so pathetic. Michelle Bachman no less!! Hey what happened to Ann Coulter! Ahahaha!
    Boy, you know you're party is in trouble when you have to resort to grade school tactics to fire-up the base, and at a "Value Voters Summit" no less...aw man, and you want to throw the vietnamese boy into the mix? Michelle Malkin is about as attractive as the dogs she eats.I guess Jason Mattera has a liking for little Thai boys.
    No surprise there...
    you guys are too much!

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  12. Hannah Giles, dickhead.

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  13. Don't forget that the converse is also true: their dudes look like chicks.

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  14. don't forget that Lefty Hollywood is full of Lefty hotties. The Right simply cannot compete. Conservative skanks don't have a chance: 9 kids by the age of 25 and the boobs are shot....

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