Why I'm not as cool as Jim Treacher

Oh, sure, I've been denounced by Rachel Maddow. My blog is supported by Pamela Anderson's breasts, I got a birthday shout-out from Day By Day, I get to hang with Malkin and Coulter, and I am close personal friends with Terry McAuliffe.

Also, I was recently linked by blog-fu sensei Moe Lane.

But Dennis Miller reads Jim Treacher's blog, and you couldn't get cooler than that if you were mainlining freon in Anchorage. Nude. In January.

Via Stephen Green, who is also not as cool as Jim Treacher, because nobody ever could be. Don't even try.