Too cruel, yet too true

"Lovers of this masterful Johnsonian art, as I am, always approach a session at Little Green Footballs with the pining hope that there will be, at long last, another image from Johnson's long running oeuvre: 'Nobody Here and Nothing Happening Nowhere.' Often we are disappointed and confronted instead with a mere masterpiece of cutting and pasting framed by the homespun prose commentary by the master hotchatter kicking off another round of up and down dinging amongst his 12 disciples. And while watching the drinking birds nod over the glass never fails to amuse, it does not satisfy."
-- from "The Eternal Banality of the Photography of Charles Foster Johnson," at American Digest