Belated Birthday Testimonial

Is Monique Stuart a white supremacist? If not, why is she saying nice things about me? Does her mother know?

BTW, I met Monique when she worked as an intern at the Washington Times in 2004. Two years later, she introduced me to Jason "Big Sexy" Mattera. A year after that, I sent another intern to interview Big Sexy. Should have known better . . .