Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was 'a special pile of human excrement'?

Frankly, I never thought of the fat drunken lecherous senior senator from Massachusetts either as "special" or particularly "human," but . . .
Andrew Breitbart Unleashes
A Torrent Of Invective
Against Sen. Ted Kennedy's
Legacy On Twitter

Early this morning, news broke that Sen. Ted Kennedy had passed away after serving in the U.S. Senate for nearly 50 years. Soon after, conservative commentator Andrew Breitbart began a sustained assault on Kennedy's memory, tweeting "Rest in Chappaquiddick."
Over the course of the next three hours, Breitbart unapologetically attacked Kennedy, calling him a "villain," "a big ass motherf@#$er," a "duplicitous bastard" and a "prick." "I'll shut my mouth for Carter. That's just politics. Kennedy was a special pile of human excrement," wrote Breitbart in one tweet.
(Note to self: Carefully study Breitbart's "Torrent Of Invective" Twitter technique. Emulate. Practice. Improve. If you can't out-invective Breitbart, go back to Mary Jo Kopechne riffs.)


  1. "Tools: Leftist venom, Leftists tactics. Canvas: a mirror"

    OUCH. That was brutal. A taste of their own medicine they do not like! MmmHmm!

  2. Mr. Breitbart should show more respect for America's Royal Family.

  3. The Left has every right to howl over Kennedy-bashing immediately after his death, and we should expect it since many on the Right objected so strongly to invective hurled at Tony Snow immediately after his death, e.g.

    I didn't get worked up over what they said about Tony and I won't get worked up over what they say about anyone else. I have accepted that the Left and Right not only have two very different visions for this country, but very different views of right and wrong, so it is expected that people we respect will be vilified by the Left, and vice versa.

    Besides, if I criticize them now, how will I be able to justify the party I'm planning for the day after Michael Moore kicks the bucket?

  4. Now there's an Andrew I can like and respect.

    By the by: Anyone needing a short relief from all the invective is invited to check out my A Little Hump Day Rule 5 at:

    I Remain...
    'Shameless' Bob Belvedere,
    OB-GYN [lunch hours only]

  5. Let me know whether Tony Snow ever drowned a girl and attempted to cover up his crime. Or tell me how many time Tony Snowe got written up in GQ for being a lecherous drunk with a propensity to assault restaraunt wait staff.

    Kennedy was rank scum who got away with being rank scum because of wealth and politcal privilege.

    If there is justice on Earth Kennedy died in abject panic gasping for breath while his brain slowly suffocated from an ever diminishing supply of oxygen.

  6. AB is my new hero...

  7. That Breitbart really knows his piles of human excrement! I have new found respect for the man.

  8. Thanks to Obama, I was once again off from work again today. Watching Andrew unload, twit after twit, was a thing of beauty. I suspected his angle when it started, and when all was said and done, all I could say was touche'.

  9. Kennedy, I'm be glad to see your stinking ass dead so you can't do anymore damage to this nation than you already have. I wish you had run for president like your chicken shit brothers so they would have got your sorry ass a long time ago. I personally think that you are one the sorriest son of a bitches that ever took a breath in this world. Now you are paying for your evil deeds, how does it feel? Sincerely, Ronald Chambers

  10. 40+ years in senate and can anyone tell us what good came from it?

    Daddy bought all the kids seats in politics and they all stank up the room.

    well, when you get rich and gain your family wealth from bootleggin I guess that pretty much sums it up.

    RIP you fat sonofabitch... I hope Mary jo drove your chariot to wherever your at.

  11. Good news for Breitbart and the rest of you wingnuts: When healthcare reform passes you'll all be able to receive the mental health support you so desperately need.

  12. What a bunch of mentally sick individuals. Spewing this kind of nonsense does not make you an intellectual. It really makes you look small and ignorant. I'm not at all surprised