Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Recent stuff that just randomly happened

Among the people randomly chosen to ask questions at an Obama town-hall meeting in New Hampshire was 11-year-old Julia Hall, whose mom just happens to be a big-deal tort lawyer who has given big bucks to Democrat. Also, in similarly random fashion, Julia Hall's mom, Kathleen Manning Hall was on the New England Finance and Steering Committee for Barack Obama and a coordinator of Massachusetts Women for Obama. And in another completely random occurrence, Mrs. Manning Hall was sitting right next to little Julie at the town hall meeting. People who were randomly surfing Facebook noticed that Mrs. Manning Hall's profile picture showed her standing next to Barack Obama.

These entirely unrelated coincidences were "surreal," Mrs. Manning Hall explained to the Boston Globe.

Meanwhile, in another "surreal" chain of coincidences, on p. 291 of Michelle Malkin's latest book, Culture of Corruption, the author thanks "Robert Stacy McCain, fellow ink-stained wretch-turned blogger" who she says "provided invaluable writerly advice." In one of those totally random sort of things that happen routinely, Mr. McCain subsequently pronounces Mrs. Malkin's most venture the "Best. Book. Evah!" and it becomes a No. 1 New York Times bestseller.

Also -- kismet! -- New York Times bestselling author Ann Coulter and Eagle Publishing president Jeff Carneal were hanging out Friday at a D.C. restaurant with Mr. McCain. At 6:45 a.m. Monday, Miss Coulter posted this on the sidebar of her Web site:
One of Sarah Palin's Harassers Exposed - 'Mommy, Why Does My Kindergarten Teacher Lie About Sarah Palin?'
Shortly thereafter, Miss Coulter's Web site was honored by Mr. McCain with "The Full Metal Jacket Reach-Around Award" and at 9:20 a.m., the very next day, Miss Coulter posted on her sidebar:
BLOG POST OF THE DAY! - Unlike Ross Douthat, Ann Coulter is not a stuck-up Harvard douchebag
Some may speculate that Miss Coulter and Mrs. Malkin -- who, as luck would have it, are both nationally syndicated newspaper columnists -- could soon take notice of the latest news about anti-Palin blogger Jesse Griffin, which just happens to be linked in the Hot Air Green Room.

But random coincidences are hard to predict . . .

THE GRYPHEN FILES: Dan Goes Hunting
During Open Season on PDS Moonbats

Some of the commenters seem to share my wife's opinion of the Griffin/"Gryphen" story: "Why are you doing this? What's so important about this guy?"

Just asking questions. OK, I've tried to explain before, but since people keep asking, I'll try again.

On the afternoon of Saturday, Aug. 1, I was minding my own business, working on a paid feature story that had nothing to do with Sarah Palin. At about the 500-word mark, I decided to take a break and, as is my habit, check Memeorandum:
Todd and Sarah Palin to divorce
Holy mother of crap! How had I missed this story? Why hadn't anybody called me? You've got no idea what a furious mood I was in when I picked up my cell phone, hit a speed-dial number, and left an angry voice-mail demanding to know why I hadn't gotten a tip about this.

Because it wasn't true.

OK, fine. Demolish the Bozo who ruined my Saturday and get back to work. And sources say Sarah Palin thought this line was ROTFLMAO funny:
I sent an e-mail containing the admonishment that now, no matter what happens, the Palins can never get divorced, as this would undermine my credibility.
LOL, but serious as a heart attack: I don't care if Todd Palin hikes the Appalachian Trail to Argentina or Sarah Palin flies to Vegas and spends Labor Day weekend with the Chippendales dancers. As long as the Palins don't get a divorce, the continuation of their marriage proves that Jesse Griffin is a liar, Dennis Zaki is a floppy-shoed clown, and I'm solid gold, baby. (Please, Todd and Sarah, work it out for the sake of the kids. And me.)

On the other hand, as my "smelly Libertarian" friend Tom Knapp points out, the threat of a libel suit against Griffin is probably just a threat because "discovery is a bitch."

Griffin and His Precioussss
Right. And the same is true of Jesse Griffin's threats toward Dan Riehl. If only Griffin had grabbed a nice hot cup of STFU and contented himself with this Mutually Assured Destruction stalemate in the libel-law Cold War, maybe I could have spent the past 10 days chasing leads on IG-Gate. But noooooooo . . .

Jesse Griffin kept pushing and pushing and pushing. That's the most important fact of this whole story: From the very beginning, Jesse Griffin could have put down his precioussss and walked away, and there would have been no purpose in mining all those public records.

Griffin has proven himself a habitual liar, and an unusually stupid liar, at that. He's like a cartographically-impaired soldier who, having accidentally called in fire on his own position, crawls out of the smoldering crater, picks up the radio and tells the artillery commander: "You've got the range! Now hit 'em with all you've got!"

Griffin relentlessly pursued this self-destructive course of action despite repeated clues that Dan Riehl had a huge supply of ammunition and was prepared to fire it with brutal accuracy.

Just how clueless is Griffin? As recently as Monday, he claimed that a celebrity interview with Levi Johnston -- a/k/a "Ricky Hollywood" -- was the overdue vindication of his bogus Aug. 1 rumor.

Levi Johnston vs. Dan Riehl. As the man says, "Heh."

Speaking of "Heh," let me add here that I've noticed Professor Glenn Reynolds doesn't like this story. Griffin is just a clueless PDS-afflicted liar, but the author of An Army of Davids can't be happy to see even a fraudulently dangerous blogger being destroyed in this fashion. Honestly, I don't like it either, but what can I do?

Two Kinds of Crazy
We're talking about Dan Riehl. He's from New Jersey. When Dan digs in, he really digs in:
That fits with what a college girlfriend once said of me - I'm a bulldog and never let go of something until done once I latch on.
Dan doesn't really need my help, but when he calls me -- "Hey, Stace. What is this, Tuesday already? Been up since Sunday, man. I must've smoked a carton of Marlboros in the past 24 hours . . ." -- and starts telling me what he's dug up, the ghosts of certain departed Old School editors tell me to get on the assignment. If somebody asked me to start up a news operation tomorrow and told me the operation was budgeted for exactly one research staffer, Dan would get that job.

Woodward and Bernstein? Nah. Working with Dan is more like Lethal Weapon. I like hanging out with crazy people, because I get so tired of always being the token crazy guy in the room. Invite another crazy guy to the party, and I can relax and watch.

Fortunately, Dan is the opposite kind of crazy from me. If I'm ADD -- skittish, imaginative, all over the place -- Dan's OCD: Laser-focused, toiling endlessly to nail down whatever he's working on. He gets mad at my tendency to be distracted, I get annoyed by his stubborn refusal to admit that sometimes my crazy gut-hunches are pure genius. Dan has gut hunches of his own, but he's all about facts, and he sure as heck isn't going to trust somebody else's gut hunches.

Which is to say that, on a story like this "Gryphen" thing, Dan had me at "hello." Whoever the anonymous Internet dude was who CC'd Dan on that "Gryphen"/Griffin ID, they got my attention. And the minute Dan called and started telling me what the public records showed on Griffin, my gut hunch said it was going to be a big story.

The world of blogs and journalism is big enough for me to take the risk that Byron York might beat me on the next IG-Gate scoop. I got the last break on the ITC IG investigation, Congress is on recess and . . .

Hey, wait a minute. "Waste, fraud and abuse"? Clinica Sierra Vista gets $4.3 million in stimulus cash? Wonder what might happen if our buddy SIGTARP decides to poke around that one? Just asking questions . . .

Anyway, I figure Team Obama's going to throw Griffin under the bus, and if SIGTARP investigators start asking questions, he'll have the right to remain silent. (A nice hot cup of STFU, long overdue.)

So even if everybody in the blogosphere thinks Dan and I are crazy for chasing this story, my gut hunch tells me it's a long way from over. Watching Dan go after Griffin is like a Nintendo Wii game, Rambo vs. Elmer Fudd: Open Season On Moonbats.

So pop some popcorn. Conservatives4Palin just posted the Breitbart TV interview with Dan. Heckuva show.

Don't forget to hit the tip jar, folks. The geniuses at VRWC-HQ apparently can't afford my cell-phone bill or car payment, but if enough blog readers hit my tip jar, maybe I can buy a ticket to Anchorage and apply some shoe leather to this story. Crazier things have happened.

Watch for updates at RIEHL WORLD VIEW.

UPDATE: EXCLUSIVE! ALL RUMORS ARE TRUE, IF YOUR STANDARDS ARE LOW ENOUGH!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Nora Ephron Didn't Listen to Goldwyn

"If you want to send a message, call Western Union."
-- MGM movie mogul Sam Goldwyn (1879-1974)

"What is the message we see in Julie & Julia? The wedding scene shows us that Republicans are inappropriate and obnoxious. The scene with Julie confronted by her boss shows that Republicans are mean-spirited and vindictive. The Joseph McCarthy inquisition scene displays Republicans as bigoted and homophobic."
-- Howard Towt, Aug. 11, 2009

THE GRYPHEN FILES: Did Anti-Palin Blogger Get Paid For No-Show Job?

That is the question raised by Dan Riehl's newest discoveries about anti-Palin blogger Jesse Griffin, a/k/a "Gryphen," whose false "exclusive" report Aug. 1 began this investigation:
A business enterprise, Clinica Sierra Vista, Inc. (CSV), linked to [Catherine New and Eligio White] recently collected over $4 million of American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA) dollars as part of an overall effort in support of community-based health care centers being touted by Barack and Michelle Obama. . . .
Former Alaska resident Catherine New is married to the head of CSV, Eligio G. White. New is also linked to the Puffin Heights Montessori School identified as Griffin's employer. . . .
It's a 2,400-word blockbuster, so read the whole thing and remember: Dan is just asking questions, the way Griffin/"Gryphen" has been doing for months.

UPDATE: Several of Dan's commenters seem unable to connect the dots in his very long article. It helps if you will print out the article and go over it with pen in hand, as I did. In Dan's comment field, I posted this summary for the benefit of anyone who didn't get the picture:
1. Jesse Griffin's "employer of record" is Puffin Heights Montessori school.
2. Employees of that school told Dan that they have never seen Griffin at the school.
3. Former Alaska resident Catherine New was once listed as "primary contact" for the Puffin Heights school.
4. The Puffin Heights school was apparently bankrupted by IRS tax judgments and reorganized circa 2002, with "Yolanda Baber" listed as head of the LLC.
5. Joseph Culligan has been unable to verify the existence of a "Yolanda Baber" in Anchorage.
6. Meanwhile, Catherine New and her husband, Eligio White, have prospered in the health-care industry and are "progressive" activists whose business recently received $4.3 million of stimulus money.
We could speculate about what all this means, but if this Puffin Heights Montessori was indeed paying Griffin for a "no-show job," the big question is: Why?

'GRYPHEN': TIMELINE of the INVESTIGATION

UPDATE II: People who aren't familiar with what Dan Riehl does may need to understand that (a) an amazing amount of data is available as public records; (b) there are research methods that don't involve Google; and (c) most people don't even know how to use Google very effectively.

While not at liberty to discuss Dan's methods, I can now tell you that he told me about this Montessori thing more than a week ago (late Aug. 2 or early Aug. 3) but at that time we had no idea what it meant.

Given the value of Griffin's home (more than $300,000) and his salary from his part-time public-school job at Trailside Elementary in Anchorage, it was obvious that the financial picture didn't add up. The way Puffin Heights Montessori was listed on the public records, it wasn't clear whether Griffin was working there simultaneously with the Trailside job, or if it was a previous employer.

Meanwhile, on his own "Immoral Minority" blog, Griffin was saying different things and it was hard to know what was true or not, as Griffin appears to be a compulsive liar. At one point, Griffin said that the Anchorage public-school gig -- which he resigned Aug. 4 -- was not his main employer.

Means, Motive, Opportunity
Griffin's money situation had intrigued me from the beginning. Why? Because in his big Aug. 1 "exclusive," he'd referenced a National Enquirer story, talked about one of his "best sources," and mentioned vaguely that Alaska newspapers were working on some kind of related Palin scandal story.

Hmmmm. Everybody in journalism knows that the National Enquirer is willing to pay for information. Had Griffin parlayed his status as an anti-Palin blogger into some sort of freelance work for the Enquirer? I mentioned that possibility to Dan Riehl -- just wild speculation on my part -- but Dan was so busy going over the public records that he laughed off that suggestion.

Still -- and hey, we're just asking questions -- who is Jesse's "best source"? Why was Jesse willing to risk a libel suit by passing along that source's gossip? And what is the source's motive for dishing dirt? This is where Dennis Zaki's confirmation by "multiple sources" raises more questions.

Zaki specified that one of his sources was a "former Palin staffer"; days later, Zaki reported that a former Palin staff was trying to sell a tell-all book. (Remember that it was Zaki who stupidly outed Griffin as an Alaska kindergarten teacher; if he has now idiotically put the finger on his "former Palin staffer" source, it just goes to show what a subnormal geek Dennis Zaki is.)

All of this goes to the "motive" part of the classic formula of "means, motive and opportunity" when detectives are trying to solve a crime. Some of my commenters have speculated that Levi Johnston -- the hockey goon/baby daddy who gave an interview to Radar Online today, dishing dirt on the Palins -- may be one of Jesse's sources.

A moron feeding tips to a liar? Hey, if I was threatened with a libel suit and "one of my best sources" was none other than Levi "Ricky Hollywood" Johnston, I'd retract in a New York heartbeat. (And if I was somebody who cared about Levi Johnston, I'd tell him to stay away from Alaska henceforth.)

Celebrities and Sell-By Dates
If you know anything about what Hollywood is like nowadays, every two-bit D-lister in L.A. will tell you his agent's trying to get him a reality-TV gig. Probably 90% of reality-show "development" deals go nowhere, so Levi Johnston's 15 minutes of fame are likely to end without him ever cashing any big checks. Ditto the ex-Palin staffer who is hustling a tell-all about Sarah.

Meanwhile, here is Jesse Griffin, one of the left-wing Alaska blogospheric myrmidons who've spent the past 11 months trashing Palin online for the amusement of PDS-affected "progressives" worldwide. Now that Palin's resigned as governor and the spotlight has shifted, the blog-o-bucks are harder to get for the Alaskasphere, and everybody -- ex-staffers, "Ricky Hollywood," Griffin, his blog buddies -- is trying to cash in before the sell-by date expires on this dirt-dishing bonanza.

Just a guess, but Griffin's evident belief that the Anchorage Daily News was about to publish its own "Palin scandal" story probably tells us something about who Griffin's sources are. And speaking of "just asking questions," if I was the editor of the Daily News, I'd be asking my reporters if any of them were hustling book deals or talking shop with "friends" outside the newsroom.

Unfamiliar with the methods of actual journalists, Griffin recklessly posted that idiotic "exclusive" Palin divorce rumor, without realizing how easily and completely it would be debunked. Nor did Griffin suspect that, by claiming to have such an "exclusive," he would attract the attention of a veteran journalist who didn't appreciate having his Saturday ruined by that bogus scoop.

And I guarantee you that when "Gryphen" hit the orange "publish post" button on his phony "exclusive," he didn't even know such a person as Dan Riehl existed. Say hello to the law of unintended consequences, Jesse.

Have a nice day! :D

P.S.: Thanks to all the readers who hit the tip jar today, and please keep hitting it. Depending on how this "Gryphen" story plays out, I may someday be able to sell a freelance article about it, but it would take weeks or months before I'd see a paycheck. The cell-phone company, the Internet service provider and especially the finance company on my car loan need to be paid sooner than that. So please hit the tip jar!

UPDATE III (11 a.m. 8/12): Edited to delete a minor error.

UPDATE IV (1:20 p.m. 8/12): EXCLUSIVE! ALL RUMORS ARE TRUE, IF YOUR STANDARDS ARE LOW ENOUGH!

'Community organizing' liberals don't like

TPM's Eric Kleefeld headlines an item about a North Carolina protest, "Tea Party Rage -- Rage Against The Dying Of The Right."

This is a very interesting twist. Kleefeld would have his readers believe that the movement which is putting boots on the ground -- organizing dissent, bringing out people for protest rallies, training voters as grassroots activists -- is thereby giving evidence that it is "dying."

Obama's declining approval ratings, voters opposing single-payer health care by a 25-point margin -- all of this, Eric Kleefeld wants you to believe, is about "The Dying Of The Right."

How encouraging it is to see that liberal elitists are now resorting to such counter-factual rationalizations, telling themselves that these phenomena -- clear indications of Obama's miscalculations and policy overreach by Democrats in Congress -- are actually proof of desperation by the defeated "Right."

Certainly, it is heartening to me personally, as these grassroots protests are evidence of the power of "Libertarian Populism," which I described last year as "an enduring populist conception of the government in Washington as a corrupt insider racket controlled by special interests, in which both Democrats and Republicans are out of touch with the concerns of ordinary Americans."

Libertarian populism was "The Spirit of '94," the mad-as-hell mood that fueled the 1994 Republican takeover of Congress. If the government in Washington is always by its nature an "insider racket controlled by special interests," both unresponsive and irresponsible, then effective opposition to the federal Leviathan is not about counting R's and D's in Congress, but rather about limiting the power of Leviathan.

And the failure of Republican leaders to live up to their limited-government rhetoric -- their seduction by David Brooks and "national greatness," which led to the discredited idiocy of "compassionate conservatism" -- is what has brought our nation under the thumb of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barack Obama.

The Tea Party movement appeals to a long and heroic tradition of "anti-government" activism in America. When John Cornyn gets booed in Texas, when union goons feel the need to beat up black man selling flags, in when Ben Cardin finds his town-hall meeting packed to fire-code limits in deep-blue Maryland, we are living in a moment that would bring a smile to the faces of those patriotic "angry mobs" who tarred-and-feathered royal tax collectors back in the day.

The Gadsden Flag has never been more in vogue. In April, I actually met a couple of college kids with Gadsden Flag tattoos, including a young Latina libertarian with a "Don't Tread On Me" tattoo on her lower back. ("Don't call it a 'tramp stamp'!" Ileana said. "I hate when people call it that!")


What is "dying" here, Mr. Kleefeld? Your "progressive" dream of omnipotent centralized authority, that's what. Like the lady said: Don't Tread On Me!

Unlike Ross Douthat, Ann Coulter is
not a stuck-up Harvard douchebag

Last night, Myers The Blog Intern found an interesting clip of an Ann Coulter appearance on the Glenn Beck show in March, when she described George Soros as a "Nazi collaborator."

Some liberal commenter (who may or may not be just another Media Matters hack) complained about Miss Coulter's characterization of Soros. And indeed, it is a serious accusation, since being a "Nazi collaborator" would make Soros worse than Neville Chamberlain and as bad as postmodern philosopher Martin Heidegger, although certainly no worse than France.

The liberal commenter seemed to feel that I was obliged to pass judgment on the accuracy of Miss Coulter's assessment, prompting my reply:
I think that if you have a problem with Miss Coulter's description of the wartime adventures of George Soros, you should take that up with Miss Coulter.
Far be it from me to assume that she is unable to defend her own prose. However, if my assistance were required, I would certainly provide it. I would similarly assist Rush Limbaugh, Mark Steyn, Michelle Malkin, Mark Levin or any other conservative who (a) doesn't apologize for being conservative, (b) is willing to "put skin in the game" in the fight against liberalism, and (c) isn't all stuck-up like they're better than everybody else.

This explains why I've got no use for douchebag snobs like Ross Douthat and other members of that elite crowd, The Republicans Who Really Matter. A very simple test: If you think you're better than those Pennsylvanians who stood in line on a cold windy evening for a chance to see Sarah Palin, you're a douchebag.

Ann Coulter is not like that. Say what you will about her, she doesn't mind talking to Ordinary Americans:

Seated on the patio of a D.C. restaurant (note the margarita in the foreground) Ann Coulter has a conversation with an enthusiastic Obama supporter. At left is Jeff Carneal, president of Eagle Publishing, who is probably not quite so enthusiastic about Obama.

Ann Coulter poses with Alyssa Cordova of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute.

Ann Coulter poses with Evan Gassman and Evan's girlfriend. Evan gave me a business card, so I remembered his name. His girlfriend didn't have a business card, but she was sweet.

Ann Coulter poses with investigative journalist Matthew Vadum (right) and some blogger dude who can't even remember the name of Evan Gassman's sweet girlfriend.

So you see the difference between Ann Coulter and a certain Harvard douchebag who expects everybody to be impressed by his SAT score and skinny-dipping with Bill Buckley.

Also, Ann Coulter links my blog, unlike a douchbag.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Go, Leah!

by Smitty (h/t No Quarter)

What Dilemma, John?

by Smitty

John Hinderaker at the splendid PowerLine seems to think that there is a dilemma for the Democrats between what they have to say to win primaries and what they need to say to keep their constituents from speaking to them in ALL CAPS.

Nonsense. What the Progressives need to do is start at square one, which is the Constitution. The apparent dilemma derives from an attempt to legislate around protections incorporated in a prescient manner by the wise fellows that wrote the document.

The Framers had just fought their way out from under one tyranny. It is both a discredit to the American education system, and a credit to the masterpiece of patient deconstruction that has been the Progressive project, that almost no one even questions the Constitutionality of the Healthcare Abatement Act.

Question to the lawyers who read this blog: what are the chances of a class-action lawsuit against the foul legislative product, should that steaming loaf ever achieve final floater-hood?

No Douchebag Is An Island

Ross Douthat's latest column prompts Brad at Sadly No to observe:
"I can only imagine the Times’ copy editors reading this while slowly shredding their own faces off with cheese graters."
Of course, it's entirely possible that Douthat's column has genuine merit, but I'm not going to bother to read it and find out one way or the other. He never linked me when when he had a blog at The Atlantic Monthly, so he's just a stuck-up douchebag in my book.

So far as I know, Douthat never linked any conservative bloggers. He therefore has no reason to expect that we should defend him when Brad imagines the New York Times editors asking themselves, "We're paying him how much to write this s***?"

Hey, Ross: You went to Harvard. Fend for yourself, douchebag.

Billy Mays was a cokehead?

Wow, I hadn't been paying attention:
An official autopsy report released Friday found that cocaine use contributed to the heart disease that suddenly killed TV pitchman Billy Mays in June . . .
While heart disease was the primary cause of death, a report released Friday by the medical examiner listed cocaine as a "contributory cause of death."
The medical examiner "concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death," the office said in a press release.
The office said Mays last used cocaine in the few days before his death but was not under the influence of the drug when he died. Hillsborough County spokeswoman Lori Hudson said nothing in the toxicology report indicated the frequency of Mays' cocaine use. . . .
Cynthia Yockey casually referenced this on her blog, and I was like, "Wow. Who would have expected that?" On the other hand, thinking back on it, I guess Billy did seem a little too keyed-up about the wonders of OxiClean . . .

BTW, Cynthia called me this afternoon to say she was going to a townhall meeting with Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.).

"What should I ask him?" she said.

"Look, you're well-informed on the issues. Just pay attention to what he says, and what questions other people are asking, and I'm sure you'll think of something good to ask. . . . You're a natural-born troublemaker."

She was in kind of a hurry and said she didn't have time to take a shower before going to the meeting. So I figure if Cardin gives her the run-around, the headline will be:
SENATOR FLEES SWEATY LESBIAN
I'm anticipating Cynthia's report.

Rep. King: Democrats 'declare that you can't call it a Democrat health care plan'

Republican congressional mail to constituents is being censored, say Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa):

(Via Washington News Observer.)

Jesse Griffin and Hayekian Journalism:
Lessons From Stoney the Pool Hustler

"Dan Riehl and R.S. McCain have decided that a leftist blogger named Jesse Griffin (aka Gryphen) of Anchorage Alaska needs to be destroyed. . . . All I know is that in my opinion they have crossed an ethical line and I think it's disgusting."
-- Chad, KURU Lounge, 8/9/09

"Just because you don't know what I'm doing, don't assume that I don't know what I'm doing."
-- Robert Stacy McCain, 5/8/09
While I've sometimes referred jocularly to my status as a top Hayekian public intellectual, it is one of those unbidden honors that causes a man to reflect soberly on the path by which he has traveled to reach . . . well, not yet a destination, I hope, but at least my current location.

You might describe me as "middle-aged," but that would seem an actuarial misnomer to anyone who cares to calculate the likelihood of a 49-year-old smoker living to be 98, Stranger things have happened, but the smart money doesn't favor such a proposition. Two years ago, I wrote the obituary of John Berthoud, a great man (and non-smoker) who died of sudden heart failure while sitting in front of his computer at age 45.

Since that day, while continuing to play my accustomed part of the clown, I have striven to live more purposefully, conscious that I'm far past the point of being a "Promising Young Journalist." This is a change of attitude which has been difficult in some ways because for years, I kept in my DIY psychological tool kit a mental device that came in handy whenever I found myself under pressure in a crucial situation.

"Now, you're messing with The Kid," I'd think to myself, repeating a favorite saying of a Alabama pool-hall hustler named Stoney, who beat me for more than $100 when I was 19. (And $100 was a lot of money to a college sophomore back then, when Carteresque malaise o'erspread a troubled nation.)

Over the course of my journalistic career, whenever I was behind the eight-ball and the odds were stacked impossibly high against me, I'd remind myself of all the tough situations I'd survived in the past. The Kid didn't bring his cue to this game with the intention of losing, you see, so the question at hand was never if I'd come through triumphantly, but rather merely how.

Learned in a Hard School
This habit of thinking of myself as an unknown youngster with something to prove -- the chip-on-the-shoulder attitude of a skinny joker accustomed to being underestimated -- had the unpleasant side-effect of inciting suspicion and resentment, since I never bothered to explain the Hayekian lesson I'd learned when Stoney hustled me out of that $100.
"Experience keeps a hard school, but a fool will learn in no other."
-- Benjamin Franklin
Because I'm not in the habit of explaining or justifying my actions, but am content to let the results of my labors earn whatever praise they might merit, misunderstandings are to be expected. And in Chad's expression of "disgust" with the Gryphen project, we have a classic example of this problem:
Here is Riehl making the insinuations (and here) and here is McCain selectively highlighting quotes from Griffin's blog to try and make it appear that he is advocating sex with children.

Here our friend Chad has made the mistake of assuming to know what Dan and I intended to do, based upon his own interpretation of what we'd actually done. Perhaps many others, equally free to draw their own conclusions, also made a similar interpretation.

The non-chronological juxtaposition of "Gryphen" quotations entitled "Give Jesse Enough Rope" was consciously composed for a purpose, and that purpose required that the material be presented without explanation of the purpose. Merely let the reader confront the quotes per se, so that no one might accuse me, by the intrusion of my own explanation, of attempting to bias their judgment: "Here is 'Gryphen'/Griffin in his own words."

However, in another post I provided an explanation:

Please note that the juxtaposition of quotes at that post is intended to highlight the vast difference between (a) what he wrote when he thought his anonymity was secure, and (b) what he wrote once his deception was exposed, and it was learned he was "an assistant teacher in a room full of five year old children."
That explanation was posted at 9:12 a.m., after I'd had time to recover somewhat from the exhaustion of toiling over the earlier post that went online at 4:30 a.m. It seemed best that the quotes and the explanation be in separate posts, for the reason previously stated: Do not give anyone cause to say that I sought to bias their judgment about what these quotes signified.

'When You Catch a Liar Lying'
At that point, between Jesse Griffin's posts at Immoral Minority and his private e-mail exchanges with Dan Riehl, Griffin had shown himself to be a compulsive liar.

Every time he was confronted with one lie, Griffin would tell another lie to explain it and . . . well, such a pattern of behavior was certainly interesting, given that on the morning of Aug. 1, "Gryphen" saw fit to declare as a fact that the marriage of Todd and Sarah Palin was broken beyond repair and the couple were on the road to "Splitsville."

No student of journalism, and certainly no student of Hayek, would dare to make such a statement based upon the mere assurances of any "source" who was neither Todd nor Sarah nor someone who could provide documentary evidence to support their claim.

Griffin was not only a liar, but a clueless idiot who reportedly "laughed off the threat" rather than retract his insupportable assertion when confronted with a letter from the Palins' lawyer. And then, in sending that letter to Dennis Zaki for publication, Griffin doubled down on stupid by identifying himself as an Anchorage kindergarten teacher, which allowed some unknown person on the Internet to add 2+2: "Gryphen" = Griffin. That unknown person e-mailed his amateur research to both Dan and I, and so on the evening of Aug. 2, the story took an unexpected turn.

Keep in mind that I hadn't been sitting around on the afternoon of Aug. 1 pondering the state of affairs in Wasilla, Alaska. What happened was this:
"Sarah is finished with Todd and has decided to end their marriage," Griffin wrote at "Immoral Minority" Saturday morning, saying that "one of [his] best sources" had told him the Palins were divorcing. Griffin's story was immediately promoted by Dennis Zaki's "Alaska Report" site, which claimed that "multiple sources" had confirmed the report.
Jeanne Devon, an Anchorage Democratic activist who had previously blogged anonymously, also promoted Griffin's "exclusive" at the Huffington Post. As a result of this promotion, by Saturday afternoon Zaki's headline, "Todd and Sarah Palin to divorce," was the lead item at the popular Memeorandum political news site, even though it had already been officially denied by Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapleton.
Everybody who has read The Rules knows that Memeorandum is my go-to source for keeping up with political news in the blogosphere. So when this Griffin-to-Zaki-to-Devon sequence boosted the Palin divorce headline to the top of Memeorandum, action on my part was clearly required.

Confirmed by "multiple sources"? Holy crap!

By the evening of Aug. 2, having demolished this absurd piece of malignant gossip, I was ready to move on to other things when -- out of the clear blue -- I got the e-mail that ID'd "Gryphen" as a 49-year-old man employed in an Anchorage kindergarten. This unsolicited bit of information gave a demonstration of how, as Rich Crowther said, "the six inch high capitalised red letters W, T and F can form so instantly in the mind."

A kindergarten teacher? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Given merely a minimal outline of biographical data about "Gryphen," and considering it only in light of his scurrilous attack on the Palins, I was shocked. However, when the anonymous e-mailer then forwarded to me and Dan some quotations (accompanied by JPEG screen-caps) of what "Gryphen" had written about pornography, masturbation and other such matters . . .

Scene at a Board Meeting
Well, having covered a few school-board meetings as a young reporter back in the day, I could easily envision the scene when those Trailside Elementary kindergarten moms showed up at the next board meeting in Anchorage and one of them approached the microphone to begin reading aloud from The Collected Works of Gryphen. Even for the skeptical Hayekian, an entirely predictable conclusion of the matter was apparent.

Meanwhile, Dan Riehl had demonstrated to me what a wealth of information is available as public record, including the address of Jesse Griffin's house and its purchase price of more than $300,000.

Knowing the value of his house, and his salary from Anchorage public schools, it was evident that Griffin must have other sources of income. Had he won the Powerball or collected a lucrative insurance settlement? Was he on retainer with the National Enquirer? I had no idea, but by the morning of Aug. 3, I was 100% certain that Griffin would soon be without his public-school salary.

Dan and I were both dog-tired, and some facts needed to be verified, requiring a delay, but in the meantime Griffin decided to send Dan a threatening e-mail. So on the morning of Aug. 4, I sat down to compose my own e-mail to Griffin. By the time I'd finished it, Dan was ready with his "Troubling Revelations" post -- showing that there was an Internet portal that linked "Gryphen" and Griffin -- and I again supposed that the story was over and I could return to other work.

But Griffin wouldn't let it go. He began to posture as a martyr for truth, claiming he was being targeted by "minions" merely because of partisan politics:

"Yes I stand by every single word of it. Believe me if it had been wholly inaccurate you would NEVER have witnessed such a response by the Palin team and their minions."
-- "Gryphen," a/k/a Jesse Griffin, Aug. 5, 2009
That phrase "wholly inaccurate" is interesting, as it suggests that Griffin is such a fool as to "stand by every single word" of blind-source reporting that admittedly may have been partially inaccurate. Ask a newspaper attorney about the wisdom of such a stance, and be prepared to hear laughter. If one of your "best sources" tells you X, Y and Z, and it can be demonstrated that X is false, you cannot -- based solely on that same source -- continue to "stand by" Y and Z.

This is Journalism 101. A source is either credible or not, and no self-respecting journalist would protect a source who fed him a potentially libelous load of crap. The Hayekian insight is that, in a universe of facts, among the numerous facts we do not know may be facts more important than the facts we know. And you can learn a lot of that Hayekian stuff while shooting pool.

An Informational Imbalance
When Stoney and I starting shooting eight-ball at a dollar a game in 1979, I did not know he was an experienced pool hustler, who could make almost any shot that might present itself. Though I was somewhat skilled, Stoney was so much better than me -- and so adept at the psychology of pool-hustling -- that it was only a matter of time before I was down at the pawn shop exchanging my stereo for enough cash to squeak by on for the next week.

Well, I didn't know that when Stoney unpacked his two-piece cue and offered to play me for $1 a game. I didn't recognize the hustler's trick when, in game after game, I'd come this close to winning, only to watch Stoney run the table once I missed a shot. Oh, he'd occasionally let me win a game -- keep that fish nibbling at the bait, see? -- but his estimate of my skill was far more accurate than my estimate of his.

My lost wagers mounted steadily, yet it appeared for all the world as if I was merely a victim of bad luck. All I needed was to make one good shot -- really, I was pretty good at the time -- and then I'd be the one running the table on Stoney. So when at last Stoney offered to make the next game double-or-nothing . . .

No Hayekian would have accepted such a wager, and the hard school of experience taught a young fool a bitter lesson indeed when Stoney finally called his shot on the eight ball and put it right where he'd called it.

Who Is 'Destroying' Whom?
Is it true, as our friend Chad says, that Dan Riehl and I "have decided that a leftist blogger named Jesse Griffin (aka Gryphen) of Anchorage Alaska needs to be destroyed"? Or is it not rather the case that Griffin has been destroying himself? Given the opportunity to retract his "exclusive" -- to put his cue back in the rack and walk away from the game -- he instead chose the double-or-nothing wager:
"[A]s of right now I have every confidence that I will be vindicated."
-- Gryphen," a/k/a Jesse Griffin, Aug. 2, 2009
OK, fine. The man is a proven liar. And, as that juxtaposition of quotes was intended to demonstrate, "Gryphen" spoke in one manner when he thought his online alias was safe, but began speaking in another manner once his identity was known. Is this significant? What about the evident gap between Griffin's public-school income and the payments on a $300,000 home -- is that signficant, too?

Jesse Griffin has "every confidence" in his own vindication and continues publishing insinuations about the circumstances of Trig Palin's birth, having previously stated those facts of which he has "absolutely no doubt":
"But just where did Trig Palin come from? As of today, as of this minute, and after over a month of searching I cannot tell you. I simply do not know for certain. I do know however where he did not come from. He did not issue forth from Sarah Palin. . . . He was not conceived in her uterus. On that one fact I have absolutely no doubt."
-- "Gryphen," a/k/a Jesse Griffin, June 6, 2009
Given his notorious dishonesty and habit of asserting as fact things that he cannot possibly know, Jesse Griffin has no grounds on which to complain if others wish to speculate about his various enthusiasms for pornography, masturbation and teaching kindergarten. But why speculate about what one does not know, when one need only report what is already known? Apply this question to some other circumstance and see how it works.

It has been reported that Levi Johnston arrived at an event holding hands with comedienne Kathy Griffin, and he was photographed kissing her cheek. Gawker therefore writes:
So the burning question on everyone's mind has to be -- did Levi nail her?
One might speculate in such a manner, of course, just as one might speculate about the significance of whatever facts one knows about Jesse Griffin. Yet keep in mind my summary of what I call the Hayekian insight:
In a universe of facts, among the numerous facts we do not know may be facts more important than the facts we know.
A couple of days ago, Jesse Griffin speculated about my own sources of income. He perhaps does not know about my car payment, my cell-phone bill or the cost of my Internet service. He certainly doesn't know what expenses I've incurred in recent weeks reporting the IG-Gate story before I was so unfortunately distracted by that idiotic Palin divorce "exclusive" of his.

In all honesty, I can assure readers that your contributions to the tip jar are now more earnestly solicited than ever. Whatever else Jesse may know, he will never know how grateful I am for the astonishing generosity of my readers. Every $5 or $10 helps, but there have been some of you who have given much more. One of the tasks I've assigned to Myles The Blog Intern is compiling a list of all tip-jar donors, so that you might all be thanked with proper courtesy and gratitude.

Confident as I am in your continued generosity, then, let me note some curious facts about our recent encounter with "Gryphen"/Griffin: So, whatever else we might say, Jesse Griffin certainly has a lousy track record as a prophet, and the editors of the Anchorage Daily News don't seem very interested in his career either as a phony journalist or as an employee at Trailside Elementary. As for the "vindication" that Jesse Griffin said he awaits with "every confidence" -- if Dan Riehl tells you he's about to put the eight ball in the corner pocket, you probably don't want to bet against him.

Like Stoney said, "Now you're messing with The Kid."

Watch for updates at RIEHL WORLD VIEW.

'They have a Nazi collaborator -- literally'

So said Chairman Ann, in reference to left-wing Sugar Daddy George Soros, during an interview with Glenn Beck, when the subject was Rush Limbaugh's CPAC speech:

"Right-wing and conservative power has always bubbled up from the bottom. . . . It's always been bottom-up. Not with the Democrats. Oh, no. They have a Nazi collaborator -- literally -- international financier George Soros funding their phony 'grassroots' organizations."
-- Ann Coulter, March 2, 2009
This video was turned up by Myers The Blog Intern, while he was researching a post about "Death Panels," Pelosi's "swastikas," Limbaugh, Robert Gibbs, et cetera. Myers also just dug up this quote from Chairman Ann's interview last month with Sean Hannity:
"You can see [President Obama is] becoming unhinged because the media has totally, totally built this guy up . . . He swats a fly, and they're all, you know, hyperventilating. Now, meanwhile, look how he acted to his critics, to you, to Rush Limbaugh. He lashes out at Rush Limbaugh and tells Democrats don't listen to this guy. . . . [I]f this guy is so upset by criticism from people who are on the opposite side of the spectrum, what's going to happen as these polls as inevitably will happen start to fall on him as Americans realize that oh, he really is a liberal, it's not just a charming speech maker."
-- Ann Coulter, July 22
A thorough fellow, this young Myers. Friday night, he survived The Electric Kool-Aid Blog Intern Acid Test -- dinner with Miss Coulter -- and Sunday, he survived an even more important trial, dinner with Mrs. Other McCain.

What's weird is that this guy wasn't the intern I asked for. I was quite specific in my memo to VRWC-HQ that they should send me a Christina Hendricks lookalike. However, considering Myers is willing to work for nothing but the occasional Klondike Bar, I probably shouldn't complain.

As long as the tip-jar hitters fork over enough cash . . . this dude can really put away the Klondike Bars.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Quotes of the Day

"I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it never ceases to surprise me, dear Reader, how even amongst those of us who have led a life of sobriety and responsibility, the six inch high capitalised red letters W, T and F can form so instantly in the mind, when occasion truly warrants -- ask Dan Riehl and Stacy McCain about that."
-- Rich Crowther, Conservatives4Palin.com

"It appears to me that [Maureen] Dowd is slothful. Evidence of this is her willingness to plagiarize the work of others and to take, at face value, the wildly untrue blathering of the 'mavericky Alaskan.' Ms. Dowd, your credentials have no value at this point and were I a member of the Pulitzer award committee I would rescind your award and remove your name from the rolls. Permanently."
-- Carol, No Sheeples Here

"As it turns out, the story Dowd should be reporting is that Gryphen's scoop was nothing more than a lie, made large by the media who don't check facts or sources, and love to spread lies and smut about Palin."
-- Rose, The Coffee Shop

"The Jesse Griffin story is advancing as I type. If Griffin doesn't yet know that, he soon will."
-- Dan Riehl, Riehl World View

The First Post on the First Day
of the Rest of an Intern's Life

By Myers, the Blog Intern
  • 1230 Hours: First Contact of the First Day of the Rest of an Intern’s Life.
Mr. Other McCain makes contact with myself, the unsuspecting Blog Intern, to meet him at an undisclosed location somewhere North of the Mason Dixon Line. While to some this may be unsettling I accept the location and agree to meet him at 1400 hours.
  • 1430 Hours: ETA?
Mr. Other McCain inquires to my whereabouts, as I am still nowhere to be found. I subsequently apologize for the inching socialism that had required me to utilize the WMATA. The question becomes, why would we want the Federal Leviathan to run health care when they can’t run a train. After waiting for over a half-hour for a train, I am notified halfway through my trip that the train I was riding was out of service. In keeping my rationality that I am thinking therefore I am this cannot be logical. The government is telling me the train on which I am currently riding is out of service, yet it is clearly moving forward. I cannot wait to hear that line from a doctor one day, but I guess I won’t worry to much as I aspire to be a lifelong senator someday!
  • 1445 Hours: Rendezvous
Mr. Other McCain and the Blog Intern have rendezvoused at an undisclosed location North of the Mason Dixie Line on file to confuse the liberals as to the whereabouts of our vast right wing safe houses in hostile areas.
  • 1500 Hours: Two conservatives in a car . . . we must agree on everything?
The conversations on the drive are indicative of the Conservative movement as a whole. While agreeing in large part that government is the problem not the answer, there is the occasional debate that occurs between the two of us. One such debate is over how to solve the immigration problem within the USSA. The final decision between the two of us is that regardless of the outcome, amnesty for any female rating over a 7.5 should be incorporated into any true "reform." Possibly Obama could make this suggestion at his two-day vacation . . . excuse me, two-day summit with Canada and Mexico in Guadalajara. (Mr. Other McCain recommends the "donkey show," whatever that is.)
  • 1530 Hours: Arrival at the undisclosed location of the vast right wing conspiracy.
The mansion within which we sit is the epitome of a hard workingman living the capitalist dream without the impediment of the federal government. The wine flows like water here and the air is soaked in the aroma of rum-infused cigars.
  • 1600 Hours: Getting down to work.
What does an intern for Mr. Other McCain do? Whatever the Man Says! This sounds eerily familiar to the exact opposite of what my public, leftist education told me. Working for free meals and the occasional drink is slavery! Am I a mere slave working here as the Blog Intern? Logic would tell me yes! Logic would also tell me that the economy and its very visible hand drove me to this dire situation. Was not the purpose of my liberal education to advance me within society by providing security, knowledge, and work? Yet any work I would get, if there were high paying liberal jobs to be had working in community organizations such as ACORN, would be a losing prospect with the constant printing of currency at the Fed. In the end, I realize working for absolutely no money is about the same as currently working for a devalued currency that is worth less with every Cash for Clunker traded in. (Mr. Other McCain advises that the 13th Amendment said nothing about white-boy interns.)
  • 1700 Hours: The harassment file . . .
Mr. Other McCain is constantly glancing at this blog post like our Congress reads bills. He demeans me constantly with a barrage of insults that would make the NAACP represent a poor white boy. I will record such insults to possibly bank on them one day much like a California tax credit for a future lawsuit. I contemplated the filing of a complaint just now as Mr. Other McCain asserted the superiority of his wisdom over me, but isn’t the whole point of internment . . . excuse me, I mean interning slavery? To prove slavery dead don’t forget to tip that jar so I can stop the utilization of government controlled trains!

-- MTBI

Jazz Shaw: I think we're talking past each other

by Smitty

Irony
The sweet irony of being attacked for lack of reading comprehension.
I don't know Jazz Shaw, but I've read his stuff on The Moderate Voice and Pajamas Media with some agreement. However, failing to agree with Rick Moran's assessment that Sarah Palin's opinion that possible aspects of the healthcare legislation are
unconscionable, outrageous, and either a deliberate lie, or proof that she really is an airhead
marks me as afflicted with "Reading Incomprehension" (emphasis mine)
But there’s one teeny, tiny point which Smitty is missing in his criticism of Right Wing Nuthouse's proprietor. Rick - along with the rest of us - are not talking about random editorials published by public officials. We’re talking about legislation, either extant or proposed, which has shown up in committee on the floor of the House and/or Senate. And these so called "Death Panels" are simply not there.
So, the crux of the debate seems to be whether:
  • one can assume that a bureaucratic entity spawned by some future, final legislation (currently 1k+ pages, rumored to have malignant tumor) would contain panels, or if you don't like the term: board, working group, committee, team, reviewers,
  • one can infer that such a hypothetical collection of folks would make decisions affecting life,
  • one can attach a qualitative label such as "death panel" to such a hypothetical entity,
...all without being accused of dishonesty.
Young or old, one would certainly be perfectly within their rights to express concern if they thought some sort of Spartan fitness test could potentially be applied to them in the future.

Of course it's not there

As we bandy about the final shape of legislation, which is about as predictable as the weather, we can feel confident that there will be no "Article 1482: Death Panel" in the final version submitted for vote.

Of course, history is replete with examples of why all of government-controlled health care is a bad idea. Social Security and Medicare. British NHS. Events in the last century that would be true demagoguery to bring in, yet which we entirely forget at our peril.

At the time of this writing, We Just Don't Know. We do have a congress and administration whose goalposts are both wheeled and motorized. The concern is merited.

Palin die-hard?

From TMV:

"The big point these Palin die-hards are missing here was best summed up by Rick in another portion of his column which Smitty also apparently failed to read:"
The damn bill is plenty bad enough without lying about it. Jesus Christ! Your loyal subjects, who don’t think you can do any wrong, are smart enough to figure that out without you having to demagogue the issue like a Democrat, for God’s sake!
Look, we've already agreed that the bill doesn't exist in a final, presidential signature (+ signing statement) form. How does Moran call anyone a 'liar' concerning an unfinished product? His title said, paraphrasing, that everyone else is doing it (demagoguery) so why not him?

Sure, in that context, accusing someone of lying works, I guess. Strikes me as a blowhard move, and I said so.

But, speaking of literacy, Jazz, I also fell short of being a die-hard Palin supporter:
It remains to be seen, but it may just be possible that Sarah Palin has as good an platform as anyone. I can, and do, see the wisdom in playing a cautious hand. Some of the Palin blogs, for example, seem as blatantly worshipful as the crappiest Obama pap.

Nevertheless, a strongly Federalist platform is exactly what's needed. Should she deliver such, with the kind of thoughtful analysis shown here, which you seem intent on deeming dishonest, then we'll just mentally group you with the Brooks/Noonan Axis of Useless.
What I don't mind being called is a die-hard Federalist. When these Progressive nitwits come up with an Amendment to overturn Amendment 10, I'll be able to shut up about the fundamental inappropriateness of the entire question. And if your reply is "Only DC can do something about health care," my reply is "We move closer to the root of the problem. Continue your analysis."

No, I'm not a hard-core Palinista. I'll even entertain supporting Mitt Romney. Because it's platform over personality. Voting Sarah over her genetic information is as overtly stupid as voting Obama over his.

At any rate, Jazz, thanks for noticing my humble post.

Update:
Here's Newt Gingrich supporting Sarah.

Update II:
Howard "ROOOAAR" Dean: 'She made that up'.

MoDo Covers the Jesse Griffin Scandal

"Gryphen" gets an extension on his 15 minutes of fame courtesy of the New York Times columnist:
Palin is still obsessed with the blogosphere, which recently lit up with a rumor -- started by a fellow mavericky Alaskan, who also no longer has his job -- that she and Todd were Splitsville.
Excuse me, Ms. Dowd, but is Palin "obsessed with the blogosphere" or is it the other way around? And don't you share that obsession? Furthermore, ma'am -- speaking of "Gryphen" a/k/a former Anchorage kindergarten teaching assistant Jesse Ray Griffin -- is it the usual practice of the New York Times to ignore, in its news pages, events which are significant enough to merit commentary from its Pulitzer-winning columnists?

This is from my Thursday account of Griffin's resignation from Trailside Elementary School:
"Sarah is finished with Todd and has decided to end their marriage," Griffin wrote at "Immoral Minority" Saturday morning, saying that "one of [his] best sources" had told him the Palins were divorcing. Griffin's story was immediately promoted by Dennis Zaki's "Alaska Report" site, which claimed that "multiple sources" had confirmed the report.
Jeanne Devon, an Anchorage Democratic activist who had previously blogged anonymously, also promoted Griffin's "exclusive" at the Huffington Post. As a result of this promotion, by Saturday afternoon Zaki's headline, "Todd and Sarah Palin to divorce," was the lead item at the popular Memeorandum political news site, even though it had already been officially denied by Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapleton.
Griffin wrote on his blog Wednesday, "I stand by every single word" of the original report, which accused Sarah Palin of attempting "to hide a broken relationship" with husband Todd.
You see, Ms. Dowd, how this "exclusive" got boosted up the online food chain so that, within a few hours of an unverified blind-source rumor being posted by "Gryphen" on his Immoral Minority site, it was the hottest story on the Internet. And it was his claim to have an "exclusive" -- as if his sources were more reliable than mine -- that drew my interest.

Given your Pulitzer-winning reputation for thoroughness, Ms. Dowd, I'm sure you'll be interested in reporting the whole story about what "Gryphen" wrote on his blog:
"I think that this trend toward real people having real sex is definitely the way to go. . . . when you see a video of an amateur couple having sex you can tell that they are simply doing it for the sheer excitement of sharing their passion with a bunch of middle aged pervs who are going to wank off to their sexual exploits."
-- "Gryphen," 6/3/07

"If sex is not naughty then it is almost not worth doing. I love kids, but in my opinion they are just a side effect of a healthy sex life."
-- "Gryphen," 6/14/07

"And your penis will respond more readily if you take it out and put it through its paces more often. Duh! So the next time your girlfriend/wife/mother bust you for watching porn on your computer, simply tell her that you are exercising and you would appreciate some privacy."
-- "Gryphen," 7/7/08
Yesterday the no-longer-pseudonym-protected Griffin was back to "just asking questions" mode:
My question is. who pays for this? Who sent money to the websites that attacked me to spend so much time trying to cut and paste bit and pieces of four year old posts together in an effort to "prove" I am a bad guy?
It would be embarrassing to admit that the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy hasn't been hitting the tip-jar with enough frequency lately to keep up with my expenses. So if it suits Griffin's pathological imagination to suppose that Big Pharma or Halliburton are footing the bill, why spoil the illusion?

I'm sitting here in my silk pajamas, smoking Cohibas and sipping Dom Perignon, all of it paid for by GOP fat-cat donors who don't mind my slagging John McCain, dissing Charlie Crist and voting for Bob Barr. Meanwhile, Dan Riehl has spent his VRWC loot to rent a beach house in Ocean City and hire the second runner-up in the 2007 Miss Ukraine pageant to attend to his domestic needs. ("No, Katerina, I said very clearly I wanted my sandwich with mustard, mayonnaise and pickles . . .")

What might arouse the curiosity of a Pulitzer-winning columnist like Ms. Dowd is this question: Why can't Griffin, who claims to have sources who give him the "exclusive" lowdown on the state of Todd and Sarah Palin's love life, get his sources to tell him who's paying Dan and I?

Frankly, despite denials of a Palin divorce, I can't even get my sources to share the intimate details of the couple's romantic activities. (7:04 p.m. Thursday: "Todd gives Sarah a playful squeeze." 8:17 p.m. Thursday: "Sarah sneaks up behind Todd while he's watching ESPN and nonchalantly begins rubbing his shoulders." ) So if I, who am supposedly on the Palin payroll, can't get that kind of dish, why is it that Jesse Ray Griffin's sources are so reliable, so ubiquitous, so omniscient?

Check the timeline of the "Gryphen" investigation, Ms. Dowd, and see if you can resist the Pulitzer-worthy conclusion that Jesse Ray Griffin is a lying sack of crap with less journalistic credibility than Jayson Blair.

Oh, BTW, Ms. Dowd, we've met, although I'm not sure we were properly introduced. When you arrived at CPAC 2007 to cover Dick Cheney's speech, it was I who volunteered to escort you to the media sign-in table. After the speech, my young friend Ian Schwartz asked me to get you to pose for a photo with him.

Since we're already acquaintances, Ms. Dowd -- shhhh! my wife might get jealous -- perhaps I can speak to the funders of the VRWC and ask them to cut you in on this action. Just send Dan Riehl an e-mail and ask for the Griffin dossier, then catch the next flight to Anchorage. Remember to bill it to "Arlkay Overay."

I'll phone the Pulitzer Committee and tell them to keep an eye out for your next big scoop.

(Note to regular readers: "Arlkay Overay" is a notorious cheapskate, so please hit the tip jar.)

UPDATE: Dan Riehl links, and remarks:
Nice try, Jesse. But you don't get to ring the bell to end the fight in this one. There are no referees's arms for you to flee into, no corner to crawl up in and hide. But you'll likely find that out for yourself this week. I'm not done with you . . .
Ruh-roh. And Dan quotes Griffin's latest expedition into Trig Trutherism:
Sarah Palin has used this heartrending diminutive prop with such careless abandon, that even people who once supported her are embarrassed at her apparent disregard for the well being of this baby.
Leaving behind all of the questions about Trig's parentage, the question we must now ask ourselves is how well is he currently being cared for?
I believe that many people have very powerful concerns for this child.We see him trotted out when Sarah wants to make a political point, or create the warm motherly image for the cameras, but who cares for him while there are no cameras to record the event? (Emphasis added.)
And -- who knew? -- Jesse's a huge MoDo fan!
The fact that she wrote about my situation in her column absolutely makes my day.
Stay tuned to RIEHL WORLD VIEW. Meanwhile, the VRWC just sent me a new minion to supervise.

UPDATE II: Now linked at Memeorandum.

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday is upon us. We kick it back, set aside the nail-biting anxiety about, well, everything political, and find refreshment in the contemplation of beauty.

  • Three Beers Later brings crucial travel reporting from Bermuda, featuring Laetitia Casta. He also posted a fine YouTube video of a burlesque song that's quite well done.
  • The WyBlog features Jets Cheerleaders. Should I reveal my quixotic fancy for the Seahawks? Probably not.
  • Captain Elias has some Dollhouse and Battlestar Galactica content that helps the balance of this post. Thanks!
  • The Patriot Room has more kiwi in the buff for your review. We've had the safety ad on here at some point in the past, but the commercial is new to us.
  • The Daley Gator has Reese Witherspoon and Michelle Malkin.
  • Pat in Shreveport with some Chuck Norris for ya. That's the facts.
  • Miss Cellania has a 'Heh' graphic on turkeys, or something.
  • Troglopundit brings a Megan Fox fix for flacks. He's also shameless in his foreign political
    babe
    blogging. Admittedly a niche market, but he plies it well. He's also a birthday
    fetishist
    , it appears.
  • Now, it wouldn't be nice to pick on Dustbury for finally catching up with Debbie
    Gibson
    . But let's just say he puts the 'medium' in 'medium pace'.
OK, I was about to embed the Adam Sandler track 'At a Medium Pace'. Hadn't heard it in upwards of ten years. Got halfway through it and realized that, like Sacha Baron Cohen, there is too much 'yuck' to wade through to get to the humor.
Alison Krause, on the other hand, qualifies as Rule 5, as well as being something to throw on for your lefty friends whose heads 'splode at the thought of anything that doesn't celebrate societal decay.


  • Bob Belvedere celebrates Summer with Elke Sommer.
  • Fishersville Mike suggests Whitney Duncan, who sports a guitar like she knows what to do therewith.
  • That methodical fellow Morgan Freeberg looks like he's applying alphabetic iteration to the bikini, starting with A and B. This promises to be an important study.
  • Now, Jeffords at the Eye of Polyphemus needs some counseling. I don't want
    anybody following this link to get the impression that this blog approves of the
    growing scourge of xenophilia. Kids these days. But, if you scroll down, you'll see a survey of ladies who subscribe to other ideas about which we remain skeptical.
  • Purveyor of classic Rule 5-ery, Paco, contributes Marilyn Maxwell.
  • Nation of Cowards, thankfully, holds the Holder, but does offer a heartwarming brace of damsels wrapped in the flag.
  • The Classic Liberal provides a meditation on blond.
  • Hope you caught Gateway Pundit's St. Louis roundup, featuring Rule 5 and a small mountain of courage. Kenneth Gladney, you are the man.
So, that's your Rule 5 Roundup. Send more cheesecake and healthy fun to Smitty.

UPDATE:
Rightofcourse is spot on that I missed the Molly Ringwald post. I blame Dick Cheney.

The Breast-Feeding Baby Doll

Trog is creeped out, but Daley Gator merely notes the "controversial" nature of Bebe Gloton:
A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young "mothers" wear as they pretend to breast-feed their "babies." The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls' nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would.
The doll -- called Bebe Gloton, which translates as "gluttonous baby" -- makes sucking noises as it "feeds."
Yeah, a bit weird. But maybe we should ponder whether make-believe motherhood is really a worse play-time activity for girls than whatever imaginative future is symbolized by those trashy Bratz dolls or, God forbid, pre-teen pole dancers.

Hope and Change, Middle East Edition

Just as the apotheosis of Obama means we're on the verge of economic recovery -- no matter what the unemployment rate -- it also means that peace is just around the corner:
The status of Jerusalem as the future capital of a Palestinian state is a red line that no Palestinian leader is permitted to cross, President Mahmoud Abbas' ruling Fatah faction declared in the West Bank on Saturday.
According to Israel Radio, the Fatah general conference, which convened in Bethlehem for a three-day gathering, adopted a position paper which also states that the Palestinian national enterprise will not reach fruition until all of Jerusalem, including the outlying villages, come under Palestinian sovereignty.
Fatah, which rules the West Bank but was ousted from power in Gaza by the Islamist Hamas movement, also ruled out any interim agreements with Israel.
"Fatah will continue to sacrifice victims until Jerusalem will be returned [to the Palestinians], clean of settlements and settlers," the paper states.
Via Memeorandum. At Jihad Watch, Robert Spencer says:
If Obama can force Israel to make enough concessions, they will surely end their jihad against the Jewish State -- won't they? All the learned analysts are just sure of it, so it must be so.
Right. One of the most stubborn follies of the past four decades -- and I'm old enough to have watched the 1967 Six-Day War on the 6 o'clock news -- is the bien-pensant notion that the essential problem in the Middle East is Israel.

There was a time when nearly all Democrats were staunchly pro-Israel, when even most liberals understood that Arab hatred of Israel was incited by the Soviets as part of a proxy campaign of Third World "wars of national liberation" against the West, and when most people could grasp the significance of the fact that Israel was attacked by enemies armed with MIGs and Kalishnikov assault rifles.

Since the collapse of the Soviet Union, however, people in the West seem to have forgotten that history. Now, the American foreign-policy establishment is dominated by alumni of elite "Middle East Studies" programs infested with the likes of Rashid Khalidi and Hamid Dabashi, the Columbia University heirs of Edward Said.

Therefore, "respectable" opinion about the Middle East now endorses the Fatah/Hamas/Hezbollah agenda, which can be summarized in two words: Kill Jews.

The successors of Yasser Arafat have their own American academic echo chamber, so that anyone who opposes their genocidal agenda is automatically accused by "learned analysts" of being an AIPAC stooge. And the Democratic Party is now controlled by what we might reasonably describe as the Sirhan Sirhan Caucus.