Sunday, December 27, 2009

Celebrity scumbag update

Charlie Sheen and his third wife are just a couple of lovebirds who had too much holiday cheer:
Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller are planning to undergo counseling after a heated fight at a dinner party in Aspen, Colo., that landed Charlie in jail on domestic violence charges Friday morning.
"They were fighting at a dinner in a friend’s house and it continued until the next morning," a source close to Mueller tells PEOPLE. "Both of them were drinking and neither was supposed to be. They both have histories of alcohol abuse and have made every effort to stop. But things got out of hand." . . .
The actor's Colorado-based attorney Richard Cummins tells PEOPLE, "They have two children together and they love one another and they’re going to work through what is a difficult time and they’re going to do that together and as privately as possible."
The fact that Charlie is a notorious scumbag who got dumped by Denise Richards? Irrelevant! That time he "accidentally" shot Kelly Preston? Irrelevant! His lifelong habit of hiring hookers? Irrelevant!

The only thing that matters is that Charlie gets $825,000 per episode of his TV show and he and Brooke really love each other.

For people in Hollywood, it's important to pretend that they don't know how this story ends.


  1. Well come on, Kelly Preston had it coming to her.

    You are just being judgeental!

  2. Funny how many "Charlie Sheen shows his Hanes boxer-briefs to the greatest NBA player of all time (that also cheated on his wife)" commercials were shown today during the golf and NFL telecasts. Must have seen 5 of them. I wonder what Mr. Estevez would have to do to get them yanked altogether.

    Then, on Headline News, I saw Charles Barkley being interviewed with a level of admiration usually reserved for the Pope. At the same time I flipped it to ESPNews and caught the tail end of a Kobe interview.

    For Tiger to have any chance at redemption, he should probably start working on his jump shot.

  3. Judgemental. But perhaps I am blowing a .13 still. The egg nog was killer.

    I went to see Sherlock Holmes. I was pleasantly surprised that it was good.

  4. I notice that Charlie Sheen is still doing underwear commericals with Michael Jordan. Will the sponsors pull his commercials? Afterall he's been with hookers and now beats his wife. Is this better or worse than what Tiger Woods did?

  5. Hat tip for the Kelly Preston shooting reminder?