Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Celebrity scumbag update: Charlie Sheen put a knife to her throat, wife says

What a sweetheart!
Charlie Sheen's wife told police the actor pinned her on a bed, put a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her in a Christmas Day fight in Aspen that began when she said she wanted a divorce.
An arrest warrant affidavit released yesterday quotes Brooke Mueller Sheen as saying that the actor straddled her on the bed with one hand grasping her neck and the other holding the knife. She said Sheen told her, "You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I'll kill you."
He also warned, "Your mother's money means nothing. I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won't leave any trace," according to the affidavit. . . .
I'm thinking this bit of news might put a kibosh on Charlie's plans to meet with Obama and discuss his 9/11 Truther theories, eh?

2 comments:

  1. It just isn't Christmas until daddy puts a knife to mommy's throat.

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  2. I'm thinking this bit of news might put a kibosh on Charlie's plans to meet with Obama and discuss his 9/11 Truther theories, eh?

    Probably true, but Obama has already demonstrated 1) an affinity for radical political views and 2) contentment with his associations with people who put the "fun" in "dysfunctional". So until we hear from the president, it may be premature to speculate.

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