Thursday, February 19, 2009

Salma Hayek marries 73-year-old French billionaire

And doesn't that make you wish you were a 73-year-old French billionaire?

OK, give me the billion. I can fake the French. And that dude doesn't look a day over 71.

On va a la plage, madamoiselle.

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  1. Dude looks like James Caan!

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  2. They were "soul mates" don't you know ...

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  3. Ah, nothing like a true love match.

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  4. uh, he is an Art collector, so I expect that he bought one more aesthetic work !!!

    hope he didn't forget to provide her a dildo, some sort of art work too :lol:

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  5. " ... have been dating on and off again for some time ..."

    Oh G-d, he's so old, oh G-d, he's so rich.

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  6. To parphrase a famous British Comedienne [Mrs Merton]..."Salma so what first attracted you to Billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault"

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