Sources tell me that a flock of ravens -- hundreds of them -- have taken up roost at 320 First Street, SE. The big black birds are said to be menacing passersby, causing a foul stench with their malodorous droppings, and startling schoolchildren who come to Capitol Hill for field trips.
The weirdest thing -- and this is a rumor so disturbing that I wouldn't pass it along if it didn't come from a source who has previously been proven reliable -- is that these scary ravens are croaking something that sounds an awful lot like, "Guy! Guy! Guy! "
Furthermore, congressional staffers tell me they noticed in late July that some of these ravens built a nest in the window of 2233 Rayburn House Office Building, and that when the eggs recently hatched, the baby birds were heard to chirp, "Pete! Pete! Pete!"
Decision Desk HQ calls Pennsylvania for Trump, giving him 270 electoral
votes, and the presidency!
-
Donald Trump is now the president election of the United States and will
become the 47th president, sending the corrupt
The post Decision Desk HQ calls P...
5 hours ago
Frightening!
ReplyDeleteWill the Obama dynasty fall if the ravens leave.
ReplyDeleteDavod
Kids today!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't they croak, ''Nevermore' like the rest of us ?
I blame Mencius Moldbug.
ReplyDeleteForget about Ravens, we have otters and snakes to worry about:
ReplyDeleteDisgusting behavior by Owens, but this will help Hoffman at the next election.
Bill Ownens' Otter Moment. Except all of us are the insurance company getting scammed on this one.
And don't feel too bad, that fat Scuzzy-Wuzz-She would have done the same. Blaming a snake for biting you (even a big fat diseased one that smells bad) misses the point, blame the GOP leaders and Newt bringing this snake to the party.