Saturday, December 12, 2009

Transportation Reform Will Trigger Economic Stimulus

by Smitty (h/t Make)

Coming soon to a garage near you. Right near you. Your own, in fact:

Nestled deep in H.R. 4173 is a provision for "Low Carbon Transportation Development". Taxes and deployment are restricted to red states. Benefits are seen to be:
  • Reduced rubber usage.
  • Elimination of unfit, bitter, clingy citizens.
  • Training infrastructure requirements.
  • Decreased hydrocarbon usage.
  • Decreased food intake, as you and your teammate can't reasonably shop for more than four bags of groceries anymore.
  • Increased Olympic cycling competitiveness.
Oh praise the Hope and Change regime!

1 comment:

  1. Reduced rubber usage.

    The Dems are contradicting themselves here, because they're all for increased rubber usage in our public schools.