Saturday, December 12, 2009

Cultural intolerance

Dan Collins on Tiger Woods:
Americans have little understanding or tolerance for the Cablinasians in their midst, instead preferring to attempt to impose their values upon this minority. Who is to say that in Cablinasian society it is considered bad form to prefer buxom blondes, or to enjoy threesomes behind one’s wife’s back, fueled by booze, Ambien and Cialis? . . .
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  1. Stacy, you are almost redeemed to be a 2nd class conservative (paleo of course) in the eyes of Prosecutor Patterico. Keep up the good work.

    Soon he hopes he will be able to trot you onto all the talk shows like his little trained monkey. Then again, you never know when you might go all Conneticut Chimp on him.

  2. Bush, Cheney, and Rove set the whole thing up. Bush hates Cablinasian people.

  3. Just watch. Bono will be sitting in front of a congressional hearing soon, pleading for more Cablinasian funding. If the American people don't come together, U2 will make an anti-American, anti-Capitalist album. Oh, wait.