How about a Department of Moon Pies?

Fortunately, Harry Reid didn't need to bribe any Red State bubbas into voting for cloture, dashing our dream of a Department of Moon Pies. However, thanks to efforts of Illinois Sen. Roland Burris, the bill does create separate "Offices of Minority Health" in six separate health care agencies.

Look on the bright side: What kind of crap would be in the bill if Rod Blagojevich had gotten that Senate seat?