So, these two myna birds in drag...

by Smitty

No Sheeples Here had such a good photoshop on offer that there simply had to be a "...walk into a bar" joke to go with it.

So these two myna birds in drag go into a bar, riding their conveyances.
One says: "Had a tough time getting this one into office. What was your secret?"
Other replies: "Studied detachment from truth, reality, and the traditions of my country. And a good teleprompter."
Bartender interjects: "Read the sign, we don't serve minors."
The first bird says: "Ah, but we've bailed you out. What's yours-a is now myna."