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by Smitty
Joe Wurzelbacher, James Crowley, and an Ear, Nose, Throat surgeon walked into a bar.
"He thinks he knows more than me about tonsils," lamented the ENT surgeon.
"Even though I've taught on the subject of racial profiling, he criticizes the way I do my job and calls it stupid", said Crowley.
"Yeah, I really took it in the plumbing, too," began Joe, looking at the bartender, "Three brew-hahas, please. Hey, aren't you Gerald Walpin?"
"Not so loud!" replied Gerald "You wanna get me fired from this job, too?"
For a useful roundup on Crowley-quiddick, see Pat in Shreveport.
Also, the Blogprof has a thorough survey.
Fascist Facebook removes Todd Starnes post about #BundyRanch
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Apparently a post by Todd Starnes supporting the Bunch Ranch and mocking
Jeb Bush doesn’t meet with Fascist Facebook’s ‘Community Standards.’
Starnes pos...
11 hours ago
That's hilarious! And thanks for the link!
ReplyDeleteSo, Jimmie Bise walks into a drug store and the lady behind the counter is Becky Brindle.
ReplyDelete"Becky! What a surprise to find you working in a drug store!" says Jimmie.
"Well," she said, "I haven't been updating my blog much lately, so . . ."
"No problem, I understand, But I noticed Ashley Herzog just added Stacy to her blogroll," says Jimmie.
"Oooh, that little hussy!" says Becky. "I'll fix her! Did you know she's not a natural blonde?"
Jimmie blushed. "Well, I never really . . . I mean, well, how do you know?"
Now it was Becky's turn to blush, like only a natural strawberry blonde can blush.
"Oh, well," says Becky. "Never mind that. How can I help you today?"
Jimmie says, "I need to buy some talcum powder."
And Becky says, "Walk this way . . ."
Jimmie says, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder!"
Ba-dum-boom!