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Joe Wurzelbacher, James Crowley, and an Ear, Nose, Throat surgeon walked into a bar.
"He thinks he knows more than me about tonsils," lamented the ENT surgeon.
"Even though I've taught on the subject of racial profiling, he criticizes the way I do my job and calls it stupid", said Crowley.
"Yeah, I really took it in the plumbing, too," began Joe, looking at the bartender, "Three brew-hahas, please. Hey, aren't you Gerald Walpin?"
"Not so loud!" replied Gerald "You wanna get me fired from this job, too?"
For a useful roundup on Crowley-quiddick, see Pat in Shreveport.
Also, the Blogprof has a thorough survey.
#83: An irreplaceable Gershwin classic
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George and Ira Gershwin wrote "Embraceable You" in 1928 and Sinatra recorded it several times.
Here's the '40s version. It starts to swing just a little in ...
6 hours ago
That's hilarious! And thanks for the link!
ReplyDeleteSo, Jimmie Bise walks into a drug store and the lady behind the counter is Becky Brindle.
ReplyDelete"Becky! What a surprise to find you working in a drug store!" says Jimmie.
"Well," she said, "I haven't been updating my blog much lately, so . . ."
"No problem, I understand, But I noticed Ashley Herzog just added Stacy to her blogroll," says Jimmie.
"Oooh, that little hussy!" says Becky. "I'll fix her! Did you know she's not a natural blonde?"
Jimmie blushed. "Well, I never really . . . I mean, well, how do you know?"
Now it was Becky's turn to blush, like only a natural strawberry blonde can blush.
"Oh, well," says Becky. "Never mind that. How can I help you today?"
Jimmie says, "I need to buy some talcum powder."
And Becky says, "Walk this way . . ."
Jimmie says, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder!"
Ba-dum-boom!