PREVIOUSLY: See-Dubya seems to think it's only crazy left-wing bloggers trying to get photos of Sarah Palin in a bikini. But I'm with Ace: I'm all about getting the random Google-search traffic (e.g., Anne Hathaway).
So if you've got photos of Sarah Palin in the 1984 Miss Alaska swimsuit competition, or pictures of Sarah Palin during Spring Break '83 at Cabo showing her stuff in a wet T-shirt contest, or Sarah Palin posing topless in a thong for an auto parts calendar, please e-mail these scandalous photos to me immediately.
UPDATE: Andrew Sullivan:
I find the comparison with Obama ludicrous.OK, fine, Andrew. However, I do have photos of Obama in a swimsuit, splashing in the surf, if that makes you happy. And we both know it does, right? UPDATE II: Linked at Right Wing News, which also links to Dr. Melissa Clouthier's post with the headline, "Sarah Palin Topless Photos." UPDATE III: OK, it's not a bikini, but here is a teenage Sarah Heath (#22) with her brother Chuck and sister Heather:
UPDATE V: Charlie Martin is ... uh, helpful.
UPDATE VI (9/4): Several people have e-mailed me this photo of Sarah Palin holding a gun and wearing a star-spangled bikini: This is an obvious Photoshop job -- Palin is wearing glasses and has her hair up, as in all the other pictures of her online. Also, the angle of the neck and head are a mismatch.
UPDATE VII (9/5): Bikini pics help GOP in Gallup, Rassmussen polls. ("Issues? We don't need no stinkin' issues!")
UPDATE VIII (9/7): Somebody just e-mailed me a link to an (obviously fake, but still NSFW) topless Sarah Palin photo.