Britney Spears' parents have reportedly slapped a six-month sex ban on their daughter to prevent any bumps in the road on her way back to the top.Scummy guys should take a number and stand in line, because when April rolls around, Britney will be ready to make up for lost time.
Fiercely protective Jamie and Lynne Spears feel that Britney's downfall was linked to the men in her life and want their daughter to refrain from any male contact for a while.
With two failed marriages, a relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and reports of a supposed sex tape, the troubled star's questionable taste in men has often come back to haunt her.
Remember: When in doubt, blog about Britney!
UPDATE: Or Lindsey Lohan who, despite being a lesbian, nevertheless wants to be a mom.