A popular Colorado Springs nightclub that was punished by the city's liquor board with a 10-day suspension of its liquor license after several women exposed their breasts during a rowdy "Girls Gone Wild" filming is appealing the decision.See, this is just like "gay rights." If I happen to be in a nightclub and the girls start taking off their clothes -- which is strictly a hypothetical scenario, you understand -- I'm not going to file a complaint with the City Liquor Board. On the other hand, don't tell me it's your "right."
An attorney representing the owners of 13 Pure, 217 E. Pikes Peak Ave., said women flashing their breasts is protected by the First Amendment.
"It's our position that it's constitutionally protected conduct," Denver-based attorney Mike Gross said Thursday.
But prosecuting attorney Scott Patlin said the nightclub violated local and state laws.
This is another one of those phony liberal "rights" you don't actually have. Liberals peddle phony "rights" because it's a way of convincing people they're being victimized and oppressed by The Man. The intended message here is: "Vote Democrat, or else those evil Republicans will force you to keep your clothes on in a nightclub."
You're not stupid enough to believe that, are you? Now, you're probably wondering: What about the "right" to get nekkid as a jaybird to protest taxes? That's different. Ever hear of "civil disobedience"?
(H/T: Hot Air, the coolest blog evah.)
UPDATE: I've got a few minutes here before a blogger conference call, so why don't I refer you to my story about Judge Roy Moore and Ex Parte HH. People want to imply that, just because you disagree with someone about their "rights," it means you don't like them. Can anyone credibly accuse me of hating hotties? Am I "anti-breast"? You people need to wake up and smell the indoctrination. You've been brainwashed and haven't even been through the "rinse" cycle yet. HTTJYUB.
UPDATE II: Hey, how about a teacher's "right" to have sex with her teenage student?
UPDATE III: Linked by Doug Mataconis, with whom I have a dialogue in the comments.
UPDATE IV: Dave C. e-mails to say the back-and-forth in the comments reminds him of this joke:
Three married men were talking about their sex lives during coffee. The first man -- the newlywed of the bunch -- said, "It's been good. No complaints here. My wife and I have sex three to four times a week."Yeah. But I've dug my grave so deep now, I'm going to stop digging before I get to China.
The second man -- at the seven year mark -- gloomily mumbled, "Once or twice a month. If I'm lucky."
The last man -- who has been married the longest -- was bouncing off his seat when he said, "Once a year!"
The other two men looked at him in astonishment.
"Why are you so excited then?" one of them asked.
"Because tonight's the night!"