Friday, March 27, 2009

Things You Can't Safely Do With Mohammed

By Smitty
Hat tip: Anorak
"In Russia they play Jesus Monopoly - Go directly to jail, do no pass go(d)…"

In my Father's monopoly, there are multitudes of houses and hotels. Shouldst thou already labour under the waters of a mortgage on thy devalued property, even thine only domicile, and thou then landest on mine, then it biteth to be thee. Theology is theology; verily, business is business. And neglect ye not the tip jar, lest thy ungratefulness exceed even mine.
--Not the Gospel of John

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