WHO IS SONIA AQUINO?

This is just one of the questions that every investigative journalist must ask himself today. What would cause one of America's leading online communications strategists to publish a shocking expose of the Aquino scandal?

What is this Italian woman hiding? Does it involve a clandestine rendezvous with Barack Obama? A taxpayer-funded trip to Argentina by Mark Sanford? Was she aware of Michael Jackson's drug habit? And the most important question of all . . .

What did Dan Collins know and when did he know it?

Uh, did I mention it's Sunday?