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Yes, folks, believe it or not, Republicans get naked and have sex, as Jon Henke recently proved.
On hears rumors that, for a generous contribution to his tip jar, Chris Muir will provide the benefactor with an original painting of their favorite "Day By Day" character nude. And the cool thing is -- according to the kind of unreliable second-hand gossip that circulates among bloggers -- Chris will customize those features which, otherwise, would be left to the cartoon reader's lascivious imagination. (Igbay Inkpay Uffiepays?)
Also, since Muir did the artwork for Little Miss Attila's blog, you could have her in full-color art, anyway you want her -- or, at least, that's what sources say.
Hmmm. What would they pay for an artist's rendering of what's beneath the notorious Speedo?
Beneath the Speedo? Why, anyone can draw a gym sock. . .
ReplyDelete:P
Heh.
Wouldn't pay nuthin' - seen one, seen 'em all.
ReplyDelete"Hot as LMA undoubtedly is, I have no desire to see her in the altogether," he lied unpersuasively.
ReplyDeleteThat is Rule 5 cartooning at its finest.
ReplyDeleteThose sources are dirty dogs,they are.
ReplyDeleteHah!
I resent that the remark that I get naked and have sex!
ReplyDeleteSo Janet Reno was quoted.
And then the press corp hurled.
You don't know for sure that Henke got naked.
ReplyDeleteOr...do you?
All I want to know is why do cartoon chicks always have big boobs. It's a conspiracy by the breast implant folks you're so against. In the interest of consistency, I think you should only display flat-chested cartoons in the future.
ReplyDeleteI love Chris, but he's never seen me nude--and he never will.
ReplyDeleteAnd if he tried to draw the girls, he might go blind from the sheer . . . magnificence.
After all, mine are real.