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My confidential sources report via Twitter that veteran GOP New Media strategist Jon Henke was seen yesterday with a naked underage girl . . . when he became the father of a newborn daughter, Jordan Shannon Henke, who was born Monday at 1:45 p.m.
Sources close to this controversial development report that the young beauty weighed in at a healthy 7 pounds, 10 ounces, when she was born naked. If these reports are true, the underage Republican girl is one day old as of this minute. We await release of the shocking photos.
Hearty congratulations to Jon and to Mrs. Henke who, sources say, did all the hard work in this sex scandal.
Rumor on social media says Barron Trump told Biden “you’re done” before
swearing in
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Did you notice the little exchange between Barron Trump and crusty Joe
Biden before the swearing in? If you are
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Now, see? Why doesn't Newsweek try something like that?
ReplyDeleteAnd you notice, Paco, that I was careful to attribute this to my sources. I didn't want to be guilty of cut-and-paste plagiarism like Maureen Dowd. Because I have ethics, and would never mislead my readers.
ReplyDeleteThis is an atrocity. Giving all conservatives a bad name. The nerve of them, I mean have sex and all that icky stuff, and having a kid to boot.
ReplyDeleteThe horror. We are for sure to loose in 2010 and 2012 beacause of this scandal.
Congratulations Jon and Mrs Henke
Wow, another scandal rocks the GOP.
ReplyDeleteStacy - scandalous ambulance-chasing on your part again. Do you have no shame sir? Conservatives don't have sex, for you to suggest otherwise is an abomination....
ReplyDeleteHow are conservatives ever going to lead with their so-called "family image" with all this sex betraying its foundation?
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