. . . when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house. That's what he seems to be saying, anyway. Will the Obese-American lobby bust him for his fatphobic hate mongering?
Don't worry, Jessica: You've just got more to love. A little cushion for the pushin' -- it's all good. Sure, that Nick dude dumped you because of your huge cellulite-covered rump and Tony Romo cheated because your chunky thighs turned him off. But don't let that make you self-conscious about your pear-shaped, bell-bottomed figure. Your body-image issues are all in your mind, you Big Beautiful Woman, you!
Wait! Did you hear that? What's that sound? It's coming from your freezer, Jessica. It's that family-sized Stouffer's lasagna, with all that rich, cheesy goodness. And it's calling you . . .
UPDATE: Dang, looks like she's already answered the call.
Los Angeles Sheriff training Department explosion, no longer considered an
“accident”
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Anyone who believes the media bullshit about the Los Angeles Sheriffs
Department explosion earlier today, claiming the lives of three
The post Los Angele...
3 hours ago
don't care.. Jessica, crackers, bed..
ReplyDeletefine with me.
the sad thing is that there will be some human interest story soon in that same publication regarding the evils of anorexia.