Another invitation I didn't get

Must have gotten lost in the mail:

[Sarah Palin] announced earlier this week she's making the 4,500-mile trek from Alaska to Washington primarily to attend the Alfalfa Club Dinner Saturday night -- an annual closed-door roast of the nation's political elite.

I'm sure Sarah's still trying to quell that cruel gossip about our relationship, ever since that night in Shippensburg . . .