Guilty: Of Dissing Me

Despite repeated requests, I have been unable to get an interview with Ann Coulter. "She doesn't do phone interviews," says the publicist. "Send your questions by e-mail."

Yet Bernard Chapin can get an interview for Pajamas Media?

Hey, I write for PJM, too. Why him and not me? He's good enough to interview Ann, but I'm not.

It hurts. It hurts bad. But I guess it just goes to prove what I always say: If you volunteer to be a doormat, don't complain about the footprints on your back.