Sunday, July 27, 2008

'Come with me if you want to live'

Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates trans-fats in California. So when you and your gay spouse get the munchies after smoking too much medical marijuana, you'll have to make do with cholesterol-free low-fat organic bran muffins. Maybe if Mexicans start smuggling trans-fats into San Diego, Schwarzenegger will finally get tough on illegal immigration . . .

1 comment:

  1. Stupid nanny state idiots can't even get obesity prevention right. What they should be banning is carbs!

    It's a lot like the new FDA regulations on tobacco. They're forcing a reduction in nicotine levels, which will only make people smoke more!

    “Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
    -- Mark Twain