Ivy League inspiration

Weird news from New Haven:

It's a profound honor for a graduate of Jacksonville (Ala.) State University to learn that he has inspired reactionary protest slogans at Yale University. Should this right-wing campus movement succeed, I might go down in history as the Timothy Leary of the counter-revolution.

And because the counter-revolution is all about mindless greed, don't forget to order your "Equality Is For Ugly Losers" T-shirts.