Thursday, September 3, 2009

So wrong in so many ways

KIRO-TV has a videofeature on "Go Girl," the convenient feminist Satanic device that enables women to do what God never meant women to do. WMAR-TV explains this helpful liberating perverse product:
"Go Girl" was initially designed by a doctor a few years ago but was perfected recently by a mom in Minnesota.She says the device allows females to go to the bathroom standing up and significantly reduces "accidents" on your clothes.One woman who tried "Go Girl" said, "I'm excited, I live in the woods, I like to pee and I'm going to New York for 2 weeks. Now, I can pee in the alley with the best of 'em."
As General Bullmoose said, "Progress Is The Root of All Evil."

7 comments:

  1. One of the comments.. "The world is your urinal."

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  2. After I watched the video, I knew it reminded me of something, and now I've finally figured it out: REVELATION 6:5...

    And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a pink horse with little frilly lace around the edges; and she that sat on him had a device in her hand that alloweth the women to peeth standing up.

    First Horse [white]: Michelle Obama
    Second Horse [red]: Van Jones
    Third Horse [pink]: The Go Girl Inventor
    Fourth Horse [black]: ???

    IT'S THE END OF DAYS!

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  3. oh well no more bitching about the toilet seat being up

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  4. Really?? Shoot, I can pee standing up without a device, been able to all my life. However, I just choose not to.

    WTH? Thanks anyway.

    anginak

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  5. Quoted from and linked to at:
    http://www.thecampofthesaints.com/2009.08.30_arch.html#1252020342869

    Waiting for The Rapture...
    I Remain...

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  6. You "peeple" never heard of the paper cup?

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