This headline bids fair for a place as Rule 6: Rules 2, 4 and 5, with a bit of homophobia thrown in for good measure. NTTAWWT.
Here I labor diligently to ensure that I get more "Established Men" ads in the rotation and -- by turning Rule 2 against me -- the evil mastermind of Splice Today obligates me to use the name "Andrew Sullivan," which automatically triggers the "meet gay singles" ad rotation. (I've reverse-engineered the algorithm.) Heaven knows what the algorithm will produce if I throw in Conor Friedersdorf, but I must consider the trade-off between traffic and click-through.
At any rate, there is nothing on earth that concerns me less than Sully's [noun]. Yet ever since Hannah Rosin brought it up, it seems to be all anyone wants to talk about.
Can we talk about Christina Hendricks, maybe? We now return you to your regularly scheduled VodkaPundit.
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