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Yes, We Cannibal

Brilliant, although perhaps not as brilliant as the MoveOn.org thug who decided to take a bite out of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy:

A 65-year-old man had his finger bitten off Wednesday evening at a health care rally in Thousand Oaks . . .
About 100 protesters sponsored by MoveOn.org were having a rally supporting health care reform. A group of anti-health care reform protesters formed across the street.
A witness from the scene says a man was walking through the anti-reform group to get to the pro-reform side when he got into an altercation with the 65-year-old, who opposes health care reform.

As the headline genius Confederate Yankee says, that's clear-as-mud reporting, the gloppy stuff required by the elite journalistic insistence that ObamaCare is the sum and essence of "reform" and that anyone who opposes ObamaCare is therefore anti-reform. (Cf., "anti-choice," "anti-gay" and "anti-immigrant.")

Then again, considering that opponents of ObamaCare are "Right-Wing Terrorists," maybe the finger-biting MoveOn thug was engaged in anti-terrorism.

UPDATE: Just when you thought the arguments for ObamaCare could not possibly become more retarded, there's always Ed Schultz:

Schultz, on his Sept. 2 MSNBC program, 'The ED Show' told viewers he believed Jesus would vote for a government public option.

Michelle Malkin asks, "Where are Barry Lynn and the anti- 'theocracy' crusaders now?"

Better question: Where are Amanda Marcotte and Melissa McEwan? Ed Schultz to be denounced as a "Christofascist Godbag" in 3, 2, 1 . . .