Thursday, September 3, 2009

Blog Headline of the Day Week Decade

Yes, We Cannibal
Brilliant, although perhaps not as brilliant as the thug who decided to take a bite out of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy:
A 65-year-old man had his finger bitten off Wednesday evening at a health care rally in Thousand Oaks . . .
About 100 protesters sponsored by were having a rally supporting health care reform. A group of anti-health care reform protesters formed across the street.
A witness from the scene says a man was walking through the anti-reform group to get to the pro-reform side when he got into an altercation with the 65-year-old, who opposes health care reform.

As the headline genius Confederate Yankee says, that's clear-as-mud reporting, the gloppy stuff required by the elite journalistic insistence that ObamaCare is the sum and essence of "reform" and that anyone who opposes ObamaCare is therefore anti-reform. (Cf., "anti-choice," "anti-gay" and "anti-immigrant.")

Then again, considering that opponents of ObamaCare are "Right-Wing Terrorists," maybe the finger-biting MoveOn thug was engaged in anti-terrorism.

UPDATE: Just when you thought the arguments for ObamaCare could not possibly become more retarded, there's always Ed Schultz:

Schultz, on his Sept. 2 MSNBC program, 'The ED Show' told viewers he believed Jesus would vote for a government public option.
Michelle Malkin asks, "Where are Barry Lynn and the anti- 'theocracy' crusaders now?"

Better question: Where are Amanda Marcotte and Melissa McEwan? Ed Schultz to be denounced as a "Christofascist Godbag" in 3, 2, 1 . . .


  1. This could be a good track for the Democrat Party to try... Senior citizens don't get health care because we need them to die so we can feed our supporters! And conservatives should love it because they love Charlton Heston and he was in Soylent Green and that's kind of the same thing right?!?! H-e-ll-oooooooooooo???

  2. A guy just interviewed on Rush witnessed the altercation and it seems that the old guy did the Tyson on the thug aggressor!

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