My high school history teacher

I'm not kidding, OK? John Siegel is a much-beloved history teacher at Lithia Springs (Ga.) High School, and why the alumni administrator of his Facebook fan group chose this photo for the profile, I'm not quite sure. The "Siegel = Sieg Heil" joke was already stale when we used it more than 30 years ago.

At any rate, Ginny at Obi's Sister lives in Lithia Springs, where her son is enrolled in Der Fuhrer's AP European history class -- final exam essay question: "Slavic untermenschen: Threat or menace?" -- and Ginny told me that Our Supreme Aryan Leader had this Facebook page.

Oh, just wait until the Southern Poverty Law Center finds out. "Links and ties," you know . . .