'I blame Robert Stacy McCain'

That was the phrase once commonly heard in The Washington Times newsroom, where I was the designated scapegoat from November 1997 to January 2008, but now it's been adopted as a credo by Adrienne's Catholic Corner.

Yo, Adrienne -- I think the Pope wants you to help me get to Kentucky. (The Pope was going to send Sully, but he's too busy in Thailand.)