Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Intro to Female Psychology, Lesson One

"When a woman asks, 'Does this skirt make me look fat?' The answer is probably yes, which she knows deep down inside, but she isn't willing to admit it. Knowing that no one is going to tell her that it does make her look fat, even if it does, she gets the false reassurance she desired so that she can wear the skirt without a second thought. By the way, it's not the skirt that makes you look fat; it's the fat that makes you look fat."

1 comment:

  1. Here at The Boogie, we ask each other, "does my ass make these pants look big?"