Celebrity update

Even for a political junkie, all politics all the time gets boring, so occasionally I click over to the celebrity-news aggregator We Smirch to see what new nadirs of decadence the bold-name glitterati are reaching. To summarize briefly:

• Britney Spears: Sex tape?
• Britney Spears: Not pregnant.
• Angelina Jolie: Pregnant.
• Angelina Jolie: Topless in France.
• Katie Price: Topless in France.
• Joss Stone: Lesbian kiss.
• Jennifer Aniston: Bikini.
• Shania Twain: Splitsville.
• Johnny Depp: Nickname.

I don't really care about any of these people. I don't even know who Katie Price is, let alone why she's also known as Jordan. But at least I'm honest enough not to pretend to care or know. If you're going to pander to starstruck curiosity, pander shamelessly.