Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez
is so totally going to Hell

Worst. Rapist. Evah!
OMAHA, Neb. — A Nebraska man who stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he raped has been convicted of first-degree sexual assault and felony theft.
Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez, 39, of Omaha pleaded no contest to the charges Friday . . .
Beadle said Vallerillo-Sanchez fled to Mexico with the 300-year-old painting worth $100,000 and the pregnant teen in March 2007.
"The plan was that when they got to Mexico, she was to undergo an abortion," she said.
When an abortion wasn't possible, Vallerillo-Sanchez pushed to have the baby given up for adoption, Beadle said: "He wanted to do everything he could to get rid of this baby 'cause it was evidence against him."
The teen returned to Nebraska after giving birth, the prosecutor said.
Vallerillo-Sanchez was arrested in February after DNA linked him to the September 2006 assault of the then-14-year-old girl.
Hat-tip to Ann Coulter, who remarks:
"He better hope liberals are right about there being no God."
Miss Coulter knows, of course, that liberals are wrong about everything.


  1. Silly man. All he had to do was wait for Obamacare to pass, then the whole thing would have been paid for!

  2. In related news, Satan announces construction of tenth circle in Hell.

  3. @Kev,
    Didn't realize the stimulus package had quite that reach.

  4. Smitty,

    They always look after their base.

  5. Oh, come on. It's not like he stole a Koran...