McSweeney's has an ADD version of Hamlet.
Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.
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Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.
God bless you, Smitty. You gave me the first good laugh I've had in days. Mourning Kennedy, doncha know!
ReplyDeleteOphelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.
I have ADD and that's the funniest and truest two sentences I've read in a long time. And proper commas, too.
@Adrienne,
ReplyDeleteGlad to have lifted the spirits. ;)