'It's always been a pretty intimate relationship . . .'

What's for supper? Rule 5:

Shamelessly stolen from the comments at Protein Wisdom because all your links are belong to us!

Update:
by Smitty
At the mention of Jamie Oliver, duty requires one to post this clip,
(couple F-Bombs from Bob Geldof, but otherwise SFW) featuring JO eating junk food, a nearly pornographic event.