Showing posts with label Miley Cyrus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miley Cyrus. Show all posts

Monday, March 23, 2009

Quick note on site traffic

Just making a quick note mainly for my own purposes: Late on Feb. 13, we passed 1 million cumulative visits. About 2 a.m. today, we passed 1.2 million, meaning it took about 37 days to add 1/5th of our second million. If that pace of traffic can be maintained for another 148 days, then . . . well, a goal of 2 million by Labor Day would seem reasonable, eh?

(Quick, Smitty -- more Cthulhu!)

But in the wee A.M. hours (when I'm writing this, for later publication), traffic slows down for political blogging, and the SiteMeter tells you very interesting things about what keyword combinations the freaks are Googling for.

(Quick, Smitty -- more Miley Cyrus!)

Hey, what the heck, some celebrity gossip:
Totally random. But at 3 a.m. sometime months or even years from now, when a freak is Googling "miley+cyrus+hooker+bikini+gay+photo," I'll get that random Google hit. And hits is hits, beyotches.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Miley Cyrus bikini pics

Miley Cyrus. Bikini pics. OK, you didn't really expect me to post pictures of Miley Cyrus in a thong bikini, did you? The girl just turned 16, for crying out loud!

For reasons that you probably don't want to contemplate too much, I keep getting random Google-hit traffic from a post I did about Miley Cyrus months ago. So, I was staring at my Site Meter, and thinking of my successful traffic-baiting with "Sarah Palin bikini pics," and it occurred to me that "Miley Cyrus bikini pics" might generate similar interest. (Yeah, traffic's slumping lately.) So think of this as an experiment.

And check out this sexy video!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

'I'm Miley Cyrus, for Lifestyle condoms'

Hannah Montana, prophylactic peddler?
LifeStyles Condoms wants Miley Cyrus to be its spokesgirl.
The company says it has offered the 15-year-old Disney star — who has said she won't have sex until she's married — $1 million to represent the brand.
"Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex," says the company's VP of marketing, Carol Carrozza. "We believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set -- and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."
But Cyrus' rep says they never got an offer.
"We never received an offer, nor would she consider the offer," her rep tells E! News.
Meanwhile, Cyrus said the prominent blemish on her lip was "just an ordinary cold sore," and denied rumors that she'd hooked up with the San Antonio Spurs during their May playoff series against the Lakers.
OK, I added that last part. But once a girl starts flashing her underwear via the Internet . . .

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Pomocon does Miley Cyrus

Ummm, maybe I should rephrase that? At any rate, Post-Modern Conservative James Poulos semi-defends the bare-back photos of the 15-year-old Disney starlet:
The photo of Miss Cyrus is a very pretty photo and very tasteful, but it is also a worshipful celebration of the fecundity of the pubescent female body, and the pre-legal body at that. Which would hardly be a problem if we didn't live in a culture in which 'worship' seems to mean corrupting unceremoniously and kicking to the curb. We have a major problem here: the cognitive dissonance involved in sexualizing ever-younger girls issues in an unholy amalgam of mini Madonnas and major whores. Poor Miley, caught in the crossfire: despite our heroic efforts to the contrary, it is still sometimes impossible to have one's cake and eat it too.
Once upon a time, I observed that there are two sides in the Culture War: parents and everybody else.

You simply cannot understand why Michelle Malkin, to cite one example, rages against the pornification of popular culture until you've tried to raise sane and decent kids amid the tsunami of smut that's swept into our society.

It's not that we're prudes. (Malkin once said "balls" on national TV, for crying out loud.) I don't get apoplectic at the raunchiness of Ace of Spades HQ and I myself enjoy the fun of "babeblogging." But kids don't read blogs, Ace is not yet an influential role model for teenagers, and Malkin was referring to "testicular fortitude," not appealing to prurient interest.

The protest against the Miley Cyrus VF photo is not about just that one photo, but about the general trend of which it is a part. And every parent knows what it's like to try to fight this trend.

I could cite a litany of unwelcome pop-culture intrusions into the parenting process, but how about this: The grocery store. That's right, the grocery store -- a seldom-mentioned battleground in the Culture War.

When our firstborn child was about 7, I took her with me to the grocery store. When we got to the checkout line, we were standing there waiting our turn when I happened to notice my 7-year-old daughter staring at the magazine rack. Suddenly, I realized that she was reading the cover blurbs on Cosmopolitan: "Seven Sex Secrets To Drive Him Wild," etc.

Well, excuse my Piaget, but if that's not developmentally inappropriate, I don't know what is. Bad enough that the grocery stores put the cookies on the same aisle with the breakfast cereal, but does my 7-year-old need to be propagandized by Helen Gurley Brown in the checkout line?

It's psychologically unhealthy and, once you're a parent, you start noticing that popular culture is constantly bombarding kids with such developmentally inappropriate messages. I mean, what's up with those ads for Cialis during the football games? What sort of psychic trauma is being inflicted on boys as they ponder the possibility of going to the doctor for treatment of a 4-hour erection?

Among the pop-culture provocations that parents have to deal with, Miley Cyrus's Vanity Fair picture probably doesn't rank among the all-time Top 10. But parents can't allow it to go unprotested, because what's next? Dora the Explorer in Hustler?

I joke, but this is a serious problem in our hypersexualized society -- how to keep this stuff from warping the healthy, normal development of children. It's not just "right-wingers" or "fundies" who are concerned about this, either. It's practically all parents, but especially parents of girls who want their daughters to grow up to be something better than Ashley Alexandra Dupre.

So, yeah, I know about "art." Hell, I minored in art in college, and am a huge fan of such 19th-century neoclassicists as William Bouguereau (no stranger to the nude maiden, he) but do we really need "artistic" photos of Hannah Montana?

"Dora, there's a Mr. Flynt calling on Line One ..."

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Jailbait double standards

UPDATED & BUMPED: Because Michelle Malkin weighs in:
Are parents without scruples more likely to sacrifice their daughters to the wolves of the entertainment industry? Or does show business sap all the common sense out of mothers and fathers who should know better? Either way, they are guilty of child abandonment.
I spotted this story Sunday on the celebrity gossip aggregator We Smirch (sister site of political aggregator Memeorandum) and blogged about it, because I knew it would be a big deal. A 15-year-old starlet topless in Vanity Fair? The photographer defending it as "artistic"? That's a big deal. Oh, and now there's video:



By releasing the video, Vanity Fair apparently intends to emphasize that Miley's father was on the set during the photo shoot -- which only raises more questions.

As the father of 15-year-old twin sons, let me add something: If you've got a 15-year-old, check their MySpace pages, and their friends' MySpace pages. Chances are you'll find something at least as shocking as this Vanity Fair photo -- in the digital age, you don't have to be Annie Leibovitz to take semi-porn photos.

* SUNDAY'S ORIGINAL POST *

Fifteen-year-old Disney "Hannah Montana" franchise starlet Miley Cyrus poses in her panties, shows her bra, and now poses topless in Vanity Fair -- and yet no legal action is threatened?

Meanwhile, in Texas, the mere suspicion that teenagers are getting married causes a SWAT raid and state officials take 416 children away from their parents.

Maybe if the polygamous cult would make some Disney movies, they could get away with it. Otherwise, Texas officials might fear those fundamentalist kids are being deprived of an underwear-flashing, topless-posing normal adolescence like Miley's.

(Please note that the topless photo of Miley Cyrus is by Annie Leibovitz, who explains that it's "artistic" and therefore presumably not illegal child pornography, something else that might merit a Texas SWAT raid.)