'Total fantasy'? Rep. Jan Schakowsky denies lesbian affair with Turkish spy

Yeah, because (a) Democrats never have sexual affairs and (b) there are no bisexual Democrats in Congress. Video via Steve Bartin at NewsAlert:

Frankly, if I were going to have a "total fantasy," it wouldn't involve any Democratic women, bisexual or otherwise. Republican chicks are much hotter. But this story is probably bogus. Not even the Turkish secret service could find anybody capable of pretending they were attracted to Jan Schakowsky. That's just sick . . .