Saturday, December 19, 2009

VIDEO: SNOW EMERGENCY CRISIS

More than a foot of snow has fallen here in the hills of western Maryland -- a desperate crisis!

Despite the treacherous conditions, however, I remain committed to reporting on this desperate crisis:

Courageous young volunteers brave the elements, toiling tirelessly to assist in this desperate crisis:

Small children are suffering in this desperate crisis:

Won't you please give generously to the Western Maryland Snow Emergency Crisis Fund?

UPDATE: Despite the desperate crisis, we are encouraged by Dan Collins' heartwarming holiday classic, "Harry Reid and the $3 Trillion Monstrosity That F**ked Christmas."

UPDATE II: "Kill 'Em All, Let Gaia Sort It Out."

(UNNECESSARY DISCLAIMER: The Western Maryland Snow Emergency Crisis Fund is neither non-profit, charitable nor educational, and contributions are not tax-exempt. Any resemblance between the Western Maryland Snow Emergency Crisis Fund and a so-called PayPal "tip jar" is purely coincidental.)

5 comments:

  1. HEH! Oh No.... Not the singing. If I was Jim, and I was muscling that kind of snow around; and you started singing. I would be throwing that snow ON YOU Bubba!

    Seriously, you sing pretty good for someone who smokes like you do. That, I find amazing.

    -Pat

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  2. It's the end of the world!

    Nothing quite like shoveling one's driveway, finishing up, and then looking back only to see that inch of snow has already fallen in the time that it took to clear the driveway. Driving around here for the next few days is sure gonna be fun.

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  3. Your singing had me LMAO!!

    I know Western Maryland pretty well since my parents live in the Swanton area which is close to Oakland, MD.

    It kinda crazy around there during winter storms.

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  4. That looks like some wet-and-heavy snow. Jim needs some snow-shoveling pointers (go down the middle of the driveway, then cut across each side).

    As for driving, you haven't really DRIVEN in a foot of snow until you've done it in a one-ton van.

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  5. 1) RE: Your singing...
    Man, you still got it. Even Mrs. B was impressed.

    2) Mrs. B wants to kidnap Reagan.

    3) After all watching all of the awful things going on in our nation's capital, these videos have really lifted my spirits. Thanks my friend.

    4) Linked to at: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE [CHRISTMAS] BREATHER...

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