Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday again. The links just keep growing. There is a sand bunker at the bottom for all of the Tiger Woods entries. It's a tough journalistic job, acknowledging the news while pointing out the sad, sordid nature of it all.

• Here's My Thing went back to That 70s Show, rather than ride the Tiger.
• Berman Post sends a helpful Christmas message via Victoria's Secret.
• American Power had the VS, as well, with follow on VS links. One gathers that DD is a VS fan.
• Bombs and Dollars rounds up their previous bombshells in a single post. Also, a lovely ground-pounder with an M-16. Here is a vaguely Scandinavian hottie in what looks like an attack helo cockpit. Any resemblance between this photo and Tiger Woods' current nightmare series is accidental. Here, we see a lady who might be IDF.
• Piece of Work in Progress had a meta-post on why men stray, featuring some snow angel or other. Two other reasons not cited are: failure to read Rule 5 Sunday posts in lieu of punting on wedding vows, and failure to take those vows with an appropriate level of seriousness. Tiger's agony will outweigh his pleasure, over time, by orders of magnitude. Pondering the agony that will surely follow is a great means of avoiding this and a host of other temptation.
• Yankee Phil has a couple of PETA pets.
• Power Line continues to bring you the finest Miss World coverage, and has a final preview here.
• Mulieris Dignitatem has a 1953 Mr. Universe featuring...Sean Connery? Heston added.
• Saberpoint had questions regarding Tim Tebow's beau, Lucy Pinder. He also reports on Hugh Hefner and Hef's approach to staying young. Somehow, I don't envy Hef. And then Stogie goes top-heavy. Proportion, man: proportion.
• Dustbury goes retro with a vintage Nancy Sinatra cover. And then gourmet with Padma Lakshmi.
• Troglopundit was first in the reader with important Danica Patrick news. Also, while emailing me the URLs: "And do NOT let that GatorDoug guy fool you into thinking Danica is HIS blogging territory." Blog wars over women. Talk about hi-tech medieval.
• The Daley Gator has a fine assortment on offer. And then he went after Troglopundit's Danica Patrick territory in a big way.
• SI VIS PACEM promises much Frank Frazetta goodness.
• Smash Mouth Politics cribs a Velvet Underground line while not posting Tiger Woods pics. And then has an Ashley Judd follow-up.
• Fischersville Mike remembers Bob Hope, but Bob was having a Raquel Welch moment.
• House of Eratosthenes remembers She Who Will Not Re-tweet Stacy. In the original alphabet game, Scarlett Johanssen bests Torrey DeVitto. Then some random top torture.
• Blacke Five has the USNA Women's Glee club on a radio show. Hey, Uncle Jimbo: your team played a fine first half yesterday.
• Proof Positive featured Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren, and also has a post featuring long-time Rule 5 fave Gina Elise.
• Jeffords rings the Kristen Bell for us. Great work, sir.
• Paco Enterprises has the Andrews Sisters for "Gimme Some Skin, My Friend".
• Three Beers Later brings Marilyn and Jane, Denise Milani torturing a sweater, and Juliana Moreira on a boat without Andy Samberg.
• The Classic Liberal coaxes Jessica Biel into delivering a lecture on markets. Loveliest anti-Collectivist heresy you'll find today.
• Nation of Cowards has Christmas cheer.
• Point of a Gun does a J-Lo/Jennifer Garner comparison. I blame Morgan Freeberg for this outburst of comparison posts. But not too much.
• Rightofcourse brings a Cincinnati Bearcats cheerleader.
• Makes My Brain Itch takes Natalie Portman in a George A. Romero direction.
• The Pirate's Cove the blogfather of Rule 5, has a couple of lovlies caught with potatoe chips.
• Bob Belvedere continues to be a Rule 5 heavyweight, starting with Shirley Jones. Lesley Ann Warren follows, chased by album cover Rule 5, an investigation into Tim Tebow's girlfriend's identity, and Cynthia Myers.
• The Reganite Republican Resistance takes Elin for some Rule 5 Real Estate blogging.
• American Glob brings you Anna Faris.
• Right, Wing-Nut has a patriotic Israeli lady.
• No Sheeples Here has some Chippendales in Santa hats.

Update:

A Conservative Shemale suggests Ryan Reynolds, who is Scarlett Johansson's husband. And, from last week (oops) Gerard Butler.

We'll let the Chippendales transition us to Chippenmunks. Of course we're not going to act as though the wandering eye of Tiger Woods wasn't the story du jour. Maybe now that he's on a break from golf he can start his own 'Munk Rock band:
• Jules Crittenden: "Anti-tabloid privacy invasion activist Tiger Woods, alleged to have been untrue to his values and the behavior his family deserves with a porn star, in an apparent test of the full extent of the dismaying effects of tabloid scrutiny." Great lead-in to a Holly Sampson post.
• American Power questions Tiger's swing while bringing another Holly Sampson pic.
• The Reaganite Republican Resistance thinks that four is a lucky number. Not, in this case, for Woods. Then he turned the body count up to 11, while Elin prepared the Spinal Tap. He then gave a full roundup, with no surprises.
• Left Coast Rebel brings you Jamie Jungers. LCR also does what he thinks is a funny, throwing in some hairy dude pics amongst a Tiger paramour roundup. You should be forced to shave those backs, LCR. Mixing the Healthcare debate and Tiger Woods scandals was clever, though.
• Jammie Wearing Fool featured Loredana Jolie.
• That's Right rounded up the Tiger babes, which puts him down here in the bunker, but scroll down for a few retro lovelies, too.

That's your Rule 5. Shot me some more tasteful cheesecake links, please.