Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tim Tebow: Nothing to cry about

Stogie at Saberpoint has a bikini photo of the Florida QB's girlfriend. He lost the SEC title and probably won't win the Heisman, but his girlfriend's got the NCAA Rule 5 championship locked up.

Stogie's wondering what scripture verse Tebow would write on his eyeblack in honor of this girl. I don't know, but it's not hard to guess her favorite Martina McBride song.

UPDATE: Speaking of blessed, I have been blessed with readers who appreciate both accurate reporting and good fun. There is some dispute among commenters as to whether Stogie's photo of Tim Tebow's girlfriend are real, but I think we can all agree they're spectacular.

12 comments:

  1. Don't think they're pictures of the same woman. The Bikini is obviously older than the one pictured with The Pride of the Gators.

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  2. The bikini pic ain't his girlfriend. It's some british chick. Lucy Pinder

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  3. May not be the same woman in both pics but this scripture would work for either.... my cup runneth over.

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  4. Right girl or wrong girl, why are you slamming the guy?

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  5. kc said...
    Don't think they're pictures of the same woman. The Bikini is obviously older than the one pictured with The Pride of the Gators.


    So what you're saying is that we've fallen for an Internet fauxtography hoax? Never mind. Her breasts are fake-but-accurate enough for me.

    Nothing to cry about, anyway.

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  6. Linked to at: WHO KNOWS? [with more picture!!!].

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  7. Those pictures affirm my affection for enhancements. Science!

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  8. Stacy, you might ask Mrs. Other McCain to weigh in here. I could be wrong. It's a fairly common occurrence.

    As anonymous said, none of the guys really give a rat's rear anyway - big boobs is big boobs.

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  9. John Doe is correct. The bikini pic is of Lucy Pinder, the UK's top glamour model and an accomplished television presenter to boot. She has never met Tim Tebow, nor even been to the US come to that.

    The woman in the "famous" pic with Tim Tebow is Erin Drewes.

    @Robert Stacy McCain: I don't know whose breasts you are referring to... I have no idea about Erin Drewes, but Lucy Pinder's breasts are most definitely 100% real.

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  10. As a lover of big breasts, and voluptous women, I disagree with the comments that "big boobs is big boobs". They most certainly are not. Real breasts are soft, bouncy, playful and generally fun to be around. Fake boobs are tight, decidely less bouncy and, well, fake. I like big breasts but prefer small real breasts to big fake ones. If you can't improve on what God gave you (and surgery can't), leave it alone.
    The breasts in the bikini definitely look real, whoever they belong to.

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  11. For the record, Erin Drewes says that she is NOT Tebow's girlfriend. She still looks might fine though, as does the lucious Ms. Pinder, one of the UK's recent export of bodacious natural beauties such as Keeley Hazell and Gemma Atkinson.

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