Sweetheart, you had me at "fearless." But what's this about Adrienne spending the night with me? You can never trust these kiss-and-tell types, you know.
Give a girl a comma or two, and next thing you know, she's begging for an entire paragraph . . .
UPDATE: Holy crap! I'm ranked just one step below Instapundit? And I haven't even been Tweeted by Alyssa Milano yet . . .
San Jose, California Democrat mayor gets his ass beat by random thug on
live TV
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I probably shouldn’t laugh, but hahahahahahahha. You keep realizing
criminals into the streets, sometimes karma bites you right in the
The post San Jose,...
1 hour ago
I blame Bob Belvedere @ The Camp of the Saints.
ReplyDelete...and two places above The Corner? It's a Seinfeldian Bizzaro World tonight!
ReplyDeleteYou deserve to be number one! (Did that sound too sucky and over the top??)
ReplyDeleteI wasn't even included on that farking list.
ReplyDeleteBastards. They'll notice me; one day. I hope.
*walks away sobbing*