That saucy Belvedere

by Smitty

Bob Belvedere had a Gates-aquiddick roundup, with one of those prompt-me titles: "HE FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON"
How does one not roll out Jello and the boys for a realpolitik take on the classic:

The law don't mean s**t if you've got the right friends
That's how the country's run
Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won