Thursday, July 30, 2009

If Maxine Waters is on the list . . .

. . . then how come it's called "50 Most Beautiful" ? Today, hundreds of staffers on the Hill will be looking at this list and screaming, "RECOUNT!"

UPDATE: Don Surber is shocked. And because he's from West Virginia, Don has extremely low standards.

Q. What do you call a beautiful woman in West Virginia?
A. A tourist.

5 comments:

  1. Oh my. The media's just fraking with us now, aren't they?

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  2. I think the typesetter made a mistake: it was supposed to read 'The 50 Most Beautiful LOSERS'.

    SIDENOTE: You know you're a redneck if...you make fun of people from West Virginia.

    Cordially...
    Bob

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  3. Odd, it seems they have 8 of ten Democrats, one nonpartisan, and one Republican (who works for a RINO). Must be some kind of mistake, eh? And, most beautiful what, sphinctres?

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  4. Of course, you know, this means war...

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  5. Maxine Waters. Janet Reno. Helen Thomas. Rosie O'Donnell. Bawney Fwank.

    The Democrats have the market cornered on women who put the "F" in F-ugly.

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