The date of the
We learned of the news via Ace of Spades, whose feminist street-cred is legendary. Ace has admired Ms. Valenti's
Given Ace's firm ideological commitment to the women's movement mantra, "Feminism is the theory; lesbianism is the practice; video is the art," the revelation of Ms. Valenti's conquest by an agent of the imperialist phallocracy was a crushing blow.
"I've always believed myself to be a lesbian trapped in an Ewok's body," the blogger was heard to say, as he ordered another round of champagne in the chic five-star Manhattan restaurant where he and his comrades gathered to mourn the Death of Feminism.
Raising aloft a chilled flute of the finest Dom Perignon, Ace was visibly moved as he gasped his heartfelt cri de coeur, "Here's to Andrew Golis! Better you than me, pal!"