Dr. Freaking S. Goodblog's Happy Hour of Hot Sweet Pink Rule 2 Linky-Love

Greetings, dear reader. Important business has summoned the Illustrious Mentor away for the evening, so he has provided me, Dr. Freaking S. Goodblog, Ph.D.*, with his login and password, and told me to give you the tasty goodness of thick, hot links. If the man has been been riding your tight linkage, let's see if we can't make your tiny little SiteMeter t-t-tingle with traffic. Get ready for your Rule 2, Sugar Hips, 'cause here it comes:

• America Loves a Good Ponzi Scheme. (Let's be honest, Moe: They even love a bad Ponzi scheme. But not nearly as much as they love Jello wrestling.)
• Say it ain't so! Team Sarah "disappointed" in Palin's choice for Alaska Supreme Court.
• Lonely lesbian with huge rack sleeps with a Southerner named "Beau," but still loves the fist-bump from Five Feet of Furry. (Sp?)
• He ain't going to buy the chocolates, if you give him the schmoopy for free.
• Ross Douthat: The College Years.
• They Held Senate Hearing and a Revival Meeting Broke Out (with steaming hot video).
• Iowahawk: "STFU, Tea Party Deadbeats!"
• Moe Lane: James Carville is a spineless inbred hillbilly crapweasel truckstop whore. (Moe, how about telling us some news now and then?)
• "You could toss Tucker Carlson in there to make it a trifecta."
• Speaking of Jello wrestling: Patterico and Jeff Goldstein make a Little Miss Attila sandwhich (on whole wheat with mayo).
• "With All Due Respect, I Wish Meghan McCain Would Shut Up."
• Some DirtyBlonde Chick: "Legal Insurrection is the greatest blog I've ever seen. It is full of insightful commentary . . . I laughed! I cried! It was better than 'Cats'! TWO THUMBS UP!"
• Professor William Jacobson enjoys a quiet cigarette afterwards.
• Notorious immigrant poofter vs. Michael Steele (Guess who wins that one?)
• The "useless idiot" thick in the competition for the dubious distinction as the nation's most duplicitous, deceitful sophist." (Guess who?)
• Conservative Grapevine has Rule 5 bikini shots of Eva Herzigova and Paris Hilton.
• Fausta Sez: Limbaugh couldn't get better advertising if he paid for it! (And he has never paid for it!)
• "Allahpundit, you magnificent bastard!"
• OMG! Shameless new BRITNEY VIDEO!
• Most. Excited. Blogger. Ever.
• <Wee musical interlude goes here.>
• Isn't there a rule against humorous Congresscritters?
• What, me RTFL? ROFL!
• Sage advice for US leadership.
• A Questionnaire Regarding the Phenomenon of the Snuggie, the Blanket With Sleeves, for Testing Your Understanding of American Home Economics and Your Own Personal Desires, Written in the Style of Walker Percy's 'Lost in the Cosmos'
• Dilbert of righteousness.
• Is this link dump anything without Teh Mighty 'Zo?
• Lord, send all my foes to this guy for a very, very long time.
• Not the Bristol/Levi breakup, one hopes.
• Muir thinks somebody knows the proper lines.
• Where would we be without Scrappleface?
• Then there's The Gentleman From Lickskillet.
• Left wing ear spacer.
• Um, It Covers Up Too Much, Diana
• Probably shouldn't Let It (this link) Be
• "We're No. 3!"

All right, there's the first round on the house, folks. It's half-price on house brands until 9, cold draft Schlitz is 50 cents, wine $1 and, of course, it's always Rule 5 Ladies Night at the Blog Where the Hotties Drink for Free (I've been drinking since lunch, so you all look like hotties to me).

Once you've hit all those links, check the Rule 3 at Memeorandum. And please, everybody link up, send the URLs to your DJ Smitty, and we'll update to be sure you get the FMJRA just the way you like it -- and you'll like it any way we want to give it to you, Private Cowboy! Don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses!

Rock on, chilluns!

-- Dr. Freaking S

* (Ph.D. = Pretty hot Dude.)